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 DUCK LAUGHS! October 12, 2009 5:09 PM

Anyone got a funny duck joke?   Post it here and give us a chuckle!

rubber-duck2-1.gif picture by CajunAngelEyez

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Duck Chapstick October 12, 2009 5:10 PM

A duck walks into a store and says, "Give me some Chapstick."
The clerk says, "How are you going to pay for that?"
"Oh, just put it on my bill."


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 October 13, 2009 6:04 AM

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Hi Vicky, October 19, 2009 1:54 PM

The lipstick joke is the only duck joke I know.  It is hilarious! 

Lee     

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 October 19, 2009 2:07 PM

Glad you enjoyed it Lee....I think its funny, too!  hahahaha!

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So, a duck walked into a bar, and asked the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender replied, "No, this isn't a grocery store, get the heck out of here!" So, the duck came back the next day, and asked the bartender "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender said "No, I told you before, this isn't a grocery store, and I don't have any grapes, now leave!" So the duck came back the next day, and asked the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?" The angry bartender said, "NO! And if you come back and ask me that again, I will nail your butt to the wall! Now leave!" So, the duck came back the next day, and asked the bartender, "Do you have any nails?" The bartender, puzzled, said, "No, why?" The duck said, "In that case, do you have any grapes?"

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 October 20, 2009 6:29 AM

I can imagine a lovely but silly duck saying this...Nice one!

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 October 20, 2009 8:57 AM

Aren't ducks the best, Maria?   You're right...silly but sweet.  Hey if anyone has any cute duck jokes, please post them.

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 October 20, 2009 10:22 PM

hmmm, i just don't know any duck jokes

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 November 18, 2009 7:42 PM

That's okay Lucky...just read and enjoy the ones posted even though they may be quite silly.  LOL



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 November 18, 2009 7:44 PM

What kind of weather excites a pet duck? Fowl weather.  [ send green star]  [ accepted] 		 
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