After we thoroughly analyze one type of Fascist News and why it was unleashed on an unsuspecting public, the OFFICIAL FASCIST NEWS SHREDDER* will arrive to promptly dispense of it.

*note: The OFFICIAL FASCIST NEWS SHREDDER was liberated from shredding our endangered forests and brought here to do more appropriate work.

I bring you the OFFICIAL FASCIST NEWS SHREDDER in all it's efficient glory

 [ send green star]