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Procrastinator's Creed August 21, 2007 2:14 PM

  I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already. ...

I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses. ...

I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration..

I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them. ...

I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations. ...

I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given. ...

I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesimally small, is not exactly zero. ...

If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year. ...

I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind. ...

I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it. ...

I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task. ...

I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. ...

I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever. ...

I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.

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 August 23, 2007 5:47 AM

I finally got around to looking at some of the topics here, and discovered that this was already in place...

  I KNEW it would get done, if I waited long enough..

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Procrastinator's Creed September 21, 2007 9:19 PM

Procrastinator's Creed,

Yea but I was waiting for you

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Procrastinator's Creed September 21, 2007 9:20 PM

Procrastinator's Creed.

I thought about it

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Procrastinator's Creed October 19, 2007 4:20 AM

Procrastinator's Creed,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Yeah Rite

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 October 22, 2007 6:42 PM

Uh,,, yeah,, sure,,, ok....

Whatever you say,,, it's just fine with me,,, for now,,, I guess.

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Procrastinator's Creed October 28, 2007 11:35 AM

I am a great procastinator but today I was surprised by the other me. I voted for president before lunch. Itīs almost  a miracle for me.  [ send green star]
 
Procrastinator's Creed November 01, 2007 6:29 AM

Procrastinator's Creed,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

ok ,,but hang on a moment.................................

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......now let's see

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Procrastinator's Creed November 09, 2007 6:11 AM

Procrastinator's Creed

Be back soon

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