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anonymous REASONS TO OWN A CAT OVER A DOG June 19, 2007 9:16 AM

REASONS TO OWN A CAT OVER A DOG

1. Cats rule. Dogs drool.

2. Cats rub your leg when they want affection, not when they're horny.

3. Cats use a litter box. Dogs use your leg.

4. In 1996, over 10,000 US deaths were attributed to a dog owner's choking on saliva     during morning wake-up licks.

5. Cats always land on their feet. Dogs won't even let you throw them.

6. Cats let you kick them when you're stressed out.

7. Cats will wait until you've read your morning paper before tearing it to shreds.

8. Cats look cute sleeping on the TV. Dogs crash right in front of the screen.

9. No one has ever had to "Beware of the Cat."

10. Cats bury their crap. Dogs dig up others'.

11. Cats have better things to do than stick their nose in your crotch.

12. Cats lay on the car in the heat. Dogs in heat lay the car.

13. Why do you think they call it "Dog Breath?"

14. Garfield. Odie. Enough said

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Thanks............ June 19, 2007 10:02 AM

Hey Annie, Thanks for this post...You know my dogs are really mad right now, because I am laughing while I am reading this out loud......Nedia  [ send green star]  [ accepted]
 
Here is a reason.... July 11, 2007 10:47 PM

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 July 12, 2007 4:24 PM

thanks a lot for the sharing here's another reason:

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anonymous  July 12, 2007 5:07 PM

one BIG reason to own a dog over a cat...

"OLD YELLER"

nuff said!!!

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 July 12, 2007 5:45 PM

Hey Bobby, No fair bringing out the big guns....How do you fight against "Old Yellow" ?.....Keep that up and ....^..^ K.C.  ...Will hunt you down...I know you don't know who K.C. is...but hang around long enough and you will, I promise..His picture is posted on here on the homepage for this site...( by the way....he ALWAYS looks like that....)  [ send green star]  [ accepted]
 
anonymous  July 12, 2007 5:50 PM

promises, promises...

k.c dont frighten me...

i've got old yeller by my side!!!!

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anonymous REASONS TO OWN A CAT OVER A DOG August 07, 2007 3:07 PM

Even I got to say Old Yellew is AWESOME!!

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anonymous Cats rule August 07, 2007 3:35 PM

Reasons to own a cat?  Don't be silly.  Nobody OWNS a cat. "Your" cat is your master.  [report anonymous abuse]  [ accepted]
 
anonymous REASONS TO OWN A CAT OVER A DOG September 09, 2007 7:30 PM

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anonymous REASONS TO OWN A CAT OVER A DOG September 09, 2007 7:33 PM

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cat or dog? September 18, 2007 11:38 PM

doesnt matter to me... i love both dogs and cats... to me they are man's best friends.

hugs, sharon

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 January 26, 2008 4:55 PM

Seat belt safty

You don't have to use a seatbelt on your cat......

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