North Carolina redneck died and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow. However, she can't touch it until she turns 14!Folks in Georgia now go to some movies in groups of 18 or more. They were told 17 and under are not admitted. The minimum drinking age in Tennessee has been raised to 32. It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. In Mississippi, reruns of "Hee Haw" are called documentaries.
How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is married? There's dried tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.. Tennessee has a new $3,000,000 State Lottery. The winner gets $3 a year for a million years. The best thing to ever come out of Arkansas is Interstate 40. An Alabama State Trooper stopped a pickup truck. He asked the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver said, "Boutwhat?"