I really enjoyed those and got a giggle or two out of them. Thank you for the smile and laugh.
I think your whole life shows in your face and you should
be proud of that.
~~Lauren Bacall
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
~~~~Alice Roosevelt Longworth
When men reach their sixties and retire they go to pieces.
Women just go right on cooking.
~~Gail Sheehy
"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."
~~Dorothy Parker
Our grandchildren accept us for ourselves, without
rebuke or effort to change us, as no one in our entire
lives has ever done, not our parents, our siblings,
spouses, friends---and hardly ever our own children.
~~Ruth Goode
"A Girl can wait for the right man to come along. But that doesn't mean she can't have a good time with the wrong ones.....while she waits."
~~Cher
You can take no credit for beauty at sixteen.
But if you are beautiful at sixty, it will be your
soul's own doing.
~~~Marie Stopes
"Women might be able to fake orgasms.
But men fake whole relationships."
~~Sharon Stone
• If you have love in your life it can make up for a great many things you lack. If you don't have it, no matter what else there is, it's not enough.
~~Ann Landers
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man
of her son, and twenty minutes for another woman
to make a fool of him.
~~Hellen Rowland
I wanted to be a journalist. I thought I'd meet beautiful women in the rain.
~~Bill Nightly
A Friendship can weather most things
and thive in thin soil: but it needs a little
mulch of letters and phone calls and small
silly presents every so often---just to save
it from drying out completely.
~~George Sand
If it's very painful for you to criticize your friends--
you're safe in doing it. But if you take the slightest
pleasure in it, thats the time to hold your tongue.
~~~Alice Duer Miller
"Okay, So God made man first, but doesn't
everyone make a rough draft before they
make a masterpiece?"
~~Anonymous
In your Easter bonnet, with all the frills upon it,
You'll be the grandest lady in the Easter parade.
~~Irving Berlin
When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
~~Elaine Boosler
While I know myself as a creation of God,
I am also obligated to realize and remember that
everyone else and everything else are also God's creation.
~ Maya Angelou ~
