[The other thread somehow broke, and rather than wait for Care2 to fix it, here we go....]
But he is so DE-RIVETING. mm hmmmmm
Now, now! Let's not allow RIVALRY to get in the way of friendship!
tomorrow is Thanksgiving in the U.S. so let's start the REVELRY now
VERILY! And forsoothe, I agree! Time to break out the bubbly!
We need a LIVERY vehicle to DELIVER it, I hope it's a Cadilliac Fleeetwood Brougham (isn't that a town in England?)
Perhaps we can RELIVE the fun of years past!
And REVIVE the poor souls who overdo!
It's a VIVACEOUS time of year, isn't it?
It certainly is a VIVISECTED, err, I mean vivaceous time of year.
Have a SECTION of cake, dear, and some coffee as well!
Cake and coffee in this DIRECTION please.
Well, the Cake & Coffee has encountered a Man Made DIVERSION in My direction instead!
And now it has made a REVERSION to me, be careful or we may devolve
Devolve? Or perhaps a REVOLUTION?!
Yes! 33 1/3 revolutions per minute, watch the record's label go around in circles, try doing that with a CD. When you play a CD backwards do words come out of Satan's mouth or do you just fart?
My other car is a VOLVO.
Words from Satan's mouth or a fart? Isn't that a bit of a VOLATILE subject?
Perhaps it is, but Keith-o loves the more VIOLENT themed musics anyway.
I think I'd like to learn to play the VIOLIN, or perhaps the harpsichord!
The VOLUTE is one of the most beautiful and ancient of ornaments.
Either put your glasses on so you can hear or turn up the volume!
I thought I'd try to slip in DOULVME ,but I guess I have to go with LOUVER
Baby if you want to be my LOVER...you gotta buy a map cause it's a long, long way to paradise and you don't want to miss that lefet turn at Albuquerque
Well, I like eggs and bacon. I like toast and jam, 'cause that's what my baby feeds me, and he's my LOVIN' man....
Hehey! VINTAGE lyrics, huh! Ah, my coffee is nearly ready. Yipee!
And I wish I had a real TAGINE to steam my couscous in... You're all invited!
Yes, a Tunisian Tajine, with couscous and a GIANT ginger snap for dessert (hey,I spelled dessert right the first time) and some nice Assam tea with it. I am so hungry right now I could bite Maggie's butt.
Naughty boy, Keith! But how can you be sure my bum isn't too much for you! I'm all GIGGLE-TASTIC now! Wait . . . . Is that even a word?
giggletastic isn't that the guy in the Chow Yun-Fat movie about the young scraggly theif and the overly skinny mafia princess?
It is a word now, are your TITTLES TASTY?
TASTIER than these yummy egg rolls and sandwich I just made entirely from scratch!
Maggie, you are such a TEASE. Would you like me to rub my egg rolls on your mangos?
You're talking TEATS, right?
Au contraire mon amie, once again I have gone too far. Perhaps I should take a SEAT and be quiet.
You? Quiet? Wouldn't that be SACRILEGE?
It's been a week and I still can't think of a snappy comeback, the only thing so far is SACRAL LEDGE
Perhaps we should update the LEDGER?
Yes we should, or we could just live on the EDGE of sanity
How DARING! But didn't we leave sanity behind long ago? Hahahahahaha!
Ten months of silence? Oh, DEAR, what can the matter be?
Last seen at the dreaded FB