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Pope Ratzi: This Year Is 2019 Not 2012

After the Pope has end the doctrine of Limbo in 2006, the proxy of God on Planet Earth has now declared the birthyear of the Saviour Yoshua 7 years before.

Gentle reader: Despite the faith you celebrate in current incarnation, the Pope's 'ill-uminated' inspiration does of course not influence the Mayan Longcount

- Parsifal


the article:

Pope Palpatine has issued a book declaring that the birth of Jeebus is off by several years.

"The calculation of the beginning of our calendar - based on the birth of Jesus - was made by Dionysius Exiguus, who made a mistake in his calculations by several years," the Pope writes in the book, which went on sale around the world with an initial print run of a million copies.

"The actual date of Jesus's birth was several years before."

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