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Anonymous
9 years ago
Empurrao
9 years ago
Empurrao
Anonymous
*hmm8
9 years ago

Perhaps I should close my bar again..............always seem to have the best parties here when we're closed...........

Anonymous
9 years ago
So...should I re-animate the bar???
10 years ago
Cause I left him sexy
Anonymous
10 years ago
I found you sexy
Sh1t....
10 years ago
work in three minutes.

"Morning.

Anonymous
I'm crashing...
10 years ago

I've been up all night.  Working on a mailing list project for a friend of mine.

That's what I get for wanting to work at home, I guess.

There's not enough caffienne in this world to keep me up once I get my son off to school, though. 

  (we need a female version of that guy!)

10 years ago

Trespasses611 020.jpg

I'll have a spiked coffee please, I'm crashing on you!

Anonymous
10 years ago
Hee hee!  Got some bar action going!  Hi Tammy!  to my bar!  Pull up a stool, and have a
Hi Tammy...
10 years ago

Ryvre it's been fairly peaceful there lately but you never know how long that's gonna last. It's good 2CU here or anywhere though.   
10 years ago
 KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK YOU ALL, PARTYHARDY!
10 years ago
I'm good Marty. How are you?
Blinkyou.com must be the latest rage? We been
having a boys against the girls battle in another
group and I think I won. LOL! I was celebrating. Giggles!
Hows everyone ? I miss y'all but I don't miss the fighting.


Anonymous
10 years ago
   
Anonymous
10 years ago
Homer's pointy thing is out!   He likes the Christmas Babe!  
10 years ago
I'll drink to that Homer! And pass me a damn donut!
Anonymous
10 years ago
10 years ago

irishwashee.jpg

valium.jpgLet's drink with this guy, he's either really early or really late for st. Pat's Day, plus he's got really big vals!

Anonymous
10 years ago
Anonymous
10 years ago
Anonymous
Somebody get me a drink
10 years ago
I think I need and deserve one...please???
10 years ago
Damn..I missed it all!!!!

Sorry M!!
Anonymous
10 years ago

Hi Al!

What's up with your bad self?

MONA....
10 years ago
...oh...you're looking for mORGAN...oopsie...   

I'll just drink my
Anonymous
10 years ago
Come out come out wherever you are...
10 years ago

I was off to a When I seen that, I had to and now gottagothanksluvyabye
Anonymous
Feeling lonely...
10 years ago
Anonymous
10 years ago
Yeah, but Daphne gave away all my drugs!
It was okay...
10 years ago
...but you were missed.

...we couldn't find the key to the hard liquor.
Anonymous
10 years ago

Well I hope you people had fun trashing my closed bar...

turning on the jukebox...hey, let's party...
10 years ago
  
10 years ago

Well hey there! Ok, I found some pink fairies, some H, some black jets, some... Oh, wait that H was Preparation H. Never mind. Let's see... *pillages behind bar while Mona is away*

Ah, here is a block of something, some blow, some... hmmm... not sure what THAT is. It even looks alive! *swats at whatever it is with bar towel*

Ok, blues. There ya go.

Now, let's see... where does Mona keep the hard liquors....

No nuts?? Rats. Popcorn maybe? hmmmm.....

Hey MONA...
10 years ago
...customers! Set 'em up!
I don't hardly drink at all anymore ...
10 years ago

Or anything that even comes remotely close to being labeled "party." 

I dunno why I'm even here in the bar ... maybe because it's closed! 

Anonymous
I don't care if this place is open or not!!!
10 years ago

I want a black russian, 4 blues (valium).... when my drink is 1/3 empty (right, no I did not type full)...

I want a big a$$ dubie - kindest of bud would be perfect...

(no Daphne I don't care to eat any chips, nuts or or or whatever they got in bars these days...)

Only one time I said in my whole life "I'm gonna get drunk"... when I let go of my last horse...

.... ok, downed the russian, I am bellied up to the bar need another ... make something go away that's for shore...

aahhh, this feels good ... they call it numb right!?

Numbbbb...

I promise all of you... I've no idea what this has to do with testys ...I seen Mona's Bar - I needed a drink ( I don't even drink)...  I did not stumble, bleak brought me here... have I slurred any of the type... oh?! Just asking

I ain't I am disillusioned ...

Dixie

Anonymous
10 years ago

Nope. No computer yet.  I think Jeffrey sent it by bicycle messenger, by way of China.

Apparently.
10 years ago
Guess Mona still doesn't have a computer.


10 years ago
Hey! I thought we only come in here when she closes shop.
Mona...
10 years ago
...U check those other 2 dives yet?
Anonymous
10 years ago

Anonymous
It's a celebration!!!
10 years ago

I promise to be a good goddess...um...high priestess...Honest *fingers crossed behind back*

Anonymous
To the top of this mountain
10 years ago
Oh most Holy MONA...
10 years ago
...how high am i getting promoted?
Anonymous
ps
10 years ago
Don't let the excellent one too close to the money...He is still as yet untrusted...
Anonymous
10 years ago

Well, I was thinking of maybe promoting the excellent one...

Ah what the heck!  Promote him anyway(Iffin you want to)...I'll keep my fingers in the till, and you keep your stealthy ways! The Robin Ducks could perhaps branch out with you as their mighty overseer.  And together, you and I would count the money!!!

Muhahahaha!

I like your ideas for building our evil cult....
10 years ago

Congratulations, Milissa!

Hey, with your new level of responsiilities and all, someone has to do the treasurer's job...and the Robin Ducks are always sending in stuff and $$... so, it would streamline operations if I did now try to fill your old job... But, I know I could never do as good a job as you have... And, and... oh gosh... and, can I still also be a Robin Duck?? I've grown somewhat attached to the stealth actions and all...

All Hail Ishothosarbelt!!!

Anonymous
Check this out!!!
10 years ago

http://www.care2.com/c2c/groups/disc.html?gpp=2490&pst=37128&archival=

All my dreams have come true.  I am a High Priestess!!! 

Ok...now everybody, if you haven't already...please join the cult.  It's a blast.  For those of you who are already members there are promotions available!!!  (Daphne, how would you like my old job???)

Waiting ...
10 years ago
for the phantabulous news. 
10 years ago
If she turns it over to you guys, then I will join and be a duck worshipper too. LOL!


Anonymous
Good Morning!
10 years ago

Ok...I was thinking of leaving the group name as Celly's Evil Cult...since it was her idea in the first place.  But if she would turn it over to some of us lunatics   We could really get that place hopping!

Maybe take some of the emphasis off ducks a bit.  Yes, we'll still worship the great duck Ishothosarbelt, but we can have fun with other culty things too...right???

Course...we'd have to get Celly's permission....being as she is the high priestess and all...

hehehe..
10 years ago
Well good, Daphne and I are hungry, make us some breakfast huh Buck?



10 years ago
LOL I bet you could poach more than an egg, eh Buck?
10 years ago

I can poach the hell out of an egg...

ffff

10 years ago
LMAO! I think I want a Samuel Adams. Yup thats what I want.



10 years ago

But, you couldn't just let poachers get by with, ahem, raMdom shootings. hehehehehe

Hi, Buck!

Let's see... Maybe I will have a Cold Duck tonight. LOL *runs for cover after 2 bad puns*

muhahahaha

Well hell!
10 years ago
I need a cold beer. I was sitting here reading all my groups and I kept hearing what sounded like knocks and then got louder and it sounded like shots and sure enough someone is running along the river shooting from a car window Poaching. I called the Sheriff's dept and now our little neighborhood is over run with Deputies. I think they all must have been bored cuz they sure all responded rather quickly much to the annoyance of my husband who has to get up at 4:30 am. Ooopsie!!!




10 years ago

Guinness please!

10 years ago

We'd have to re-name and re-do it if Celly left... if we continued it. It'd be a shame to not at least have it around in some form, even as as a lost "Temple of Doom" with even some Indiana Jones references thrown in just to confuse the masses. LOL 

O-
10 years ago
Kay...   
I think she shouldn't dissolve it...
10 years ago
...but rather leave it like a lost shrine, a ghost ship, a hidden temple to be visited and run rudderless into eternity...and may the Duck be with it.

Is she interested in passing it on?

MONA's Evil Cult? Daphne's Cult of Evil Duckery?
The Duck Cult, eh?
10 years ago

Anonymous
10 years ago
Well, she made Jacob a co-host, and he never even posted...not once as far as I could tell.
10 years ago
Maybe she would pass ownership to the excellent Martti and then let there be 4 co-hosts... like the treasurer, .... We could always let her back in if she changes her mind at a later date.
Anonymous
Hey Al!!! And everyone else who cares
10 years ago

I talked to Celly for a bit on Yahoo yesterday...she says she's giving up on Care2...She's bored with it.

What are we going to do about the cult???  Can't just let it die can we?

I wonder if we could talk her into transfering ownership to one of us???  We'd keep it going by Duck!

Anonymous
10 years ago

Daphne's party left this place a mess.  Oh well, clean up time.

 

10 years ago
Thank you!
That's Great Daphne!!!
10 years ago
Happy Anniversary!!
Happy Anniversary!
10 years ago
...and many more.   
Anonymous
10 years ago

                              

You know it must be love when you've got more than one anniversary!!!

May you and your hubby (lucky fella that he is) have many many many more!!

spumante for everyone--
10 years ago

Tonight starts Avalon's and my official wedding anniversary. We've been together since 1978 or 1982, depending on how it is counted. (We've had 4 wedding ceremonies....or 5... altogether.) Cheers!!

Anonymous
I'll have
10 years ago
What she's having...in Daphne's drink.
10 years ago
I didn't see and gin and tonic, so I brought my own.

it's ok.. I mixed my own veggie cocktail...hope you don't mind, Mona...
10 years ago

The closed sign is the real draw, Mona. We are perverse that way. LOL

Anonymous
10 years ago
Hi Jeffrey!!  Care for a ?
Anonymous
Hey Weber
10 years ago
Knucklehead Smackdown is ready for the bigtime. Congratulations.
Anonymous
Why?
10 years ago
Do you people only come in here when I hang out the "Closed" sign???
10 years ago
Do you have a veggie cocktail, preferably non-alcoholic please?
Fewere...
10 years ago
...is French for fewer...btw.
Hey mona...
10 years ago
...Knucklehead Smackdown is fewere than 50 posts behind I Dare You to Kil This Thread and it's only a couple o' days old.
Gimme a brewski.
10 years ago
Mona!
Anonymous
10 years ago

Anonymous
So...I have to put up a sign
10 years ago

that says the bar is closed, to get people in here now?

Don't think of it as a mid-air split...think of it as a jump...or a leap.  Then perhaps you could do it.  Did anyone besides me watch, "So You Think You Can Dance" last night?

That midair split ...
10 years ago

Yes ... it's humanly impossible. 

Uniino...
10 years ago
....you okay? That mid air split looks risky.
Actually ...
10 years ago

Now that I watch him ... maybe it's NOT humanly impossible.  When I go home, I'm gonna try it. 

Hey, Tracy! 

Humanly impossible?...
10 years ago


Stickmanly impossible? Dancing Stickman


The thing with the stickman ...
10 years ago

You have to be able to suspend both feet in the air for a time period that seems humanly impossible ...

Anonymous
10 years ago
Anonymous
10 years ago
Those are some fancy moves...think the stickman will teach me how to dance???
You can do some...
10 years ago
...pretty good production numbers with stolen dancers.
Spidey ...
10 years ago

He's soooooo weird! 

Ah!
10 years ago

I knew you'd like him, Martti!

He's my gift to you ... even though I stole him from somewhere on the Internet. 

Hey...he's good!
10 years ago
Dancing Stickman
Dance!
10 years ago
Dancing Stickman
Hey Maquerena!
10 years ago
Anonymous
10 years ago

Anybody care to dance?

Here ya go Granger...
10 years ago
...on me.
Mona's Bar - Drunk & Disorderly V
10 years ago
yikes.......... 3.5 minutes to load this page????? ohhh........  must be time for a drink :p
wtf...
10 years ago
...day off...
Anonymous
10 years ago

Nothing like a good mixed drink  to get one ready for work.

Anonymous
10 years ago
You can have all the coffee you like. Me? I prefer  
OOPSIE...I meant...
10 years ago
No problem...
10 years ago
...it's a coffee bar too. Good morrning. *cofffee*
10 years ago

I dont drink. I prefer coffee

Anonymous
10 years ago
Anonymous
10 years ago

The new crib is cozy.

I love the Pink Panther testy pimp!!!

Seems like the boozing tapers off...
10 years ago
...when you're away.

Couple o' good TESTY sprees and innovations though.

How's your new crib?
Anonymous
Doesn't
10 years ago

anybody drink when I'm not around???

 small Bacardi bottleDiet Coke

Happy Drunken Explosive Weekend Everybody.
10 years ago
   
Anonymous
New drinking emoticons!!
10 years ago

 
             


              

I like this guy best!

Anonymous
10 years ago

Some mystery...you all had it figured out before I got there.

I see the life has been pumped back into the thread...

Anonymous
10 years ago

Just a quick post to let you know that I am checking into the mystery of the Dead Thread, Sr.  Perhaps, since Uniino and I both had a hand in it's pinning and closing and re-opening...some button got pressed where only hosts can post.  

I'll keep you posted!

Hi Daphne Love...
10 years ago
...how you feeling? I'm going to take some of that booze over to Ken at the DMA cruise.
10 years ago
SKyy Cosmo Mix 
Good point.
10 years ago

Anonymous
10 years ago
I've already been there....I think. After all ARU is one of the few groups that know how to appreciate people like me


and if you're still feeling frisky...
10 years ago
...give this a shot... *death8 vs *hmm8

Hey Anonymous...
10 years ago
...give it a try  now...it should work!
Anonymous
10 years ago




weren't those the days...?
10 years ago
...be patient...our crack team of technologists will get to the bottom of this or my name isn't completely made up.
Anonymous
10 years ago
I've scrolled up and down and still can't find the reply button. It does'nt say anywhere that it's closed either, like it usually does when one closes a thread. I'm telling ya, it's a mystery! Or maybe it just does'nt like me, which is kinda sad, cause it used to be my favorite thread waaaay back in history when we where both young and fearless. 
well...
10 years ago
...I don't get it. It's got a reply button for me. You sure you're looking at the right end? It's posted last post first.
er...thanks anonymous...
10 years ago
...as far as the father...I think MONA unstuck it. Then a couple more postings made it on. Then I'm guessing she closed it again.

She's whimsical, that MONA!

I'll take a peak.
Anonymous
10 years ago
aHEM....I'm talking about the father not the son, and I'm perfectly sober and sincere; the reply button is GONE!

Btw What a sootHing sight your avi is today, Martti. Looks kinda different since last time a laid my eyes upon you, though, which is quite a while ago.You've grown I believe.


Anonymous
Mystifistic
10 years ago
How come I can't help keeping the undead thread not dead. I wanted to post there, but the reply button seem to be missing.
Well Mona...
10 years ago
...to paraphrase the great Dan Hicks...how can you miss me if I don't go away?
10 years ago
Welcome back, Mona! Have you got something citrusy and cold please?
Anonymous
10 years ago
small Bacardi bottle & Diet Coke
10 years ago
& & ...will work just fine!
Anonymous
Al
10 years ago

And to think I almost missed you!

10 years ago
MONA!!!


Anonymous
10 years ago
I'll take some of those &
YOWZIE!!!
10 years ago
...all's I got is some s s and s.
Want any?

10 years ago

I need TEQUILA...and then some RUM...and then some more TEQUILA......and then something really girly...with fruit...X 4.

PLEASE!

Damn...
10 years ago
...my computer was messing up. Who won?
10 years ago
Safe trip. Have fun, etc. Too bad you'll miss the highly hyped grudge match this evening....
Anonymous
10 years ago

Hey Al! You're just in time to see me go home for the weekend!

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10 years ago
TMAers.
Anonymous
10 years ago

Cranberry Juice coming up...do you mind a wee bit of vodka with that?

10 years ago
Well, let's party on! May I have a cranberry juice please? 
Anonymous
Mona's Bar - Drunk & Disorderly V
10 years ago
| Blue Label

           Our fifth bar. 

                        

Who would have guessed the party would last this long?

winesmiley  winesmiley