Topic: Mona's Bar - Drunk & Disorderly V 

Perhaps I should close my bar again..............always seem to have the best parties here when we're closed...........

I've been up all night.  Working on a mailing list project for a friend of mine.

That's what I get for wanting to work at home, I guess.

There's not enough caffienne in this world to keep me up once I get my son off to school, though. 

  (we need a female version of that guy!)

I'll have a spiked coffee please, I'm crashing on you!

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Let's drink with this guy, he's either really early or really late for st. Pat's Day, plus he's got really big vals!

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Hi Al!

What's up with your bad self?

Well I hope you people had fun trashing my closed bar...

Well hey there! Ok, I found some pink fairies, some H, some black jets, some... Oh, wait that H was Preparation H. Never mind. Let's see... *pillages behind bar while Mona is away*

Ah, here is a block of something, some blow, some... hmmm... not sure what THAT is. It even looks alive! *swats at whatever it is with bar towel*

Ok, blues. There ya go.

Now, let's see... where does Mona keep the hard liquors....

No nuts?? Rats. Popcorn maybe? hmmmm.....

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Or anything that even comes remotely close to being labeled "party." 

I dunno why I'm even here in the bar ... maybe because it's closed! 

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I want a black russian, 4 blues (valium).... when my drink is 1/3 empty (right, no I did not type full)...

I want a big a$$ dubie - kindest of bud would be perfect...

(no Daphne I don't care to eat any chips, nuts or or or whatever they got in bars these days...)

Only one time I said in my whole life "I'm gonna get drunk"... when I let go of my last horse...

.... ok, downed the russian, I am bellied up to the bar need another ... make something go away that's for shore...

aahhh, this feels good ... they call it numb right!?

Numbbbb...

I promise all of you... I've no idea what this has to do with testys ...I seen Mona's Bar - I needed a drink ( I don't even drink)...  I did not stumble, bleak brought me here... have I slurred any of the type... oh?! Just asking

I ain't I am disillusioned ...

Dixie

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Nope. No computer yet.  I think Jeffrey sent it by bicycle messenger, by way of China.

I promise to be a good goddess...um...high priestess...Honest *fingers crossed behind back*

Well, I was thinking of maybe promoting the excellent one...

Ah what the heck!  Promote him anyway(Iffin you want to)...I'll keep my fingers in the till, and you keep your stealthy ways! The Robin Ducks could perhaps branch out with you as their mighty overseer.  And together, you and I would count the money!!!

Muhahahaha!

Congratulations, Milissa!

Hey, with your new level of responsiilities and all, someone has to do the treasurer's job...and the Robin Ducks are always sending in stuff and $$... so, it would streamline operations if I did now try to fill your old job... But, I know I could never do as good a job as you have... And, and... oh gosh... and, can I still also be a Robin Duck?? I've grown somewhat attached to the stealth actions and all...

All Hail Ishothosarbelt!!!

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http://www.care2.com/c2c/groups/disc.html?gpp=2490&pst=37128&archival=

All my dreams have come true.  I am a High Priestess!!! 

Ok...now everybody, if you haven't already...please join the cult.  It's a blast.  For those of you who are already members there are promotions available!!!  (Daphne, how would you like my old job???)

Ok...I was thinking of leaving the group name as Celly's Evil Cult...since it was her idea in the first place.  But if she would turn it over to some of us lunatics   We could really get that place hopping!

Maybe take some of the emphasis off ducks a bit.  Yes, we'll still worship the great duck Ishothosarbelt, but we can have fun with other culty things too...right???

Course...we'd have to get Celly's permission....being as she is the high priestess and all...

I can poach the hell out of an egg...

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But, you couldn't just let poachers get by with, ahem, raMdom shootings. hehehehehe

Hi, Buck!

Let's see... Maybe I will have a Cold Duck tonight. LOL *runs for cover after 2 bad puns*

muhahahaha

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Guinness please!

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We'd have to re-name and re-do it if Celly left... if we continued it. It'd be a shame to not at least have it around in some form, even as as a lost "Temple of Doom" with even some Indiana Jones references thrown in just to confuse the masses. LOL 

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I talked to Celly for a bit on Yahoo yesterday...she says she's giving up on Care2...She's bored with it.

What are we going to do about the cult???  Can't just let it die can we?

I wonder if we could talk her into transfering ownership to one of us???  We'd keep it going by Duck!

Daphne's party left this place a mess.  Oh well, clean up time.

You know it must be love when you've got more than one anniversary!!!

May you and your hubby (lucky fella that he is) have many many many more!!

Tonight starts Avalon's and my official wedding anniversary. We've been together since 1978 or 1982, depending on how it is counted. (We've had 4 wedding ceremonies....or 5... altogether.) Cheers!!

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The closed sign is the real draw, Mona. We are perverse that way. LOL

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that says the bar is closed, to get people in here now?

Don't think of it as a mid-air split...think of it as a jump...or a leap.  Then perhaps you could do it.  Did anyone besides me watch, "So You Think You Can Dance" last night?

Yes ... it's humanly impossible. 

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Now that I watch him ... maybe it's NOT humanly impossible.  When I go home, I'm gonna try it. 

Hey, Tracy! 

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You have to be able to suspend both feet in the air for a time period that seems humanly impossible ...

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He's soooooo weird! 

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I knew you'd like him, Martti!

He's my gift to you ... even though I stole him from somewhere on the Internet. 

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Anybody care to dance?

Nothing like a good mixed drink  to get one ready for work.

I dont drink. I prefer coffee

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The new crib is cozy.

I love the Pink Panther testy pimp!!!

anybody drink when I'm not around???

I like this guy best!

Some mystery...you all had it figured out before I got there.

I see the life has been pumped back into the thread...

Just a quick post to let you know that I am checking into the mystery of the Dead Thread, Sr.  Perhaps, since Uniino and I both had a hand in it's pinning and closing and re-opening...some button got pressed where only hosts can post.  

I'll keep you posted!

And to think I almost missed you!

I need TEQUILA...and then some RUM...and then some more TEQUILA......and then something really girly...with fruit...X 4.

PLEASE!

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Hey Al! You're just in time to see me go home for the weekend!

Cranberry Juice coming up...do you mind a wee bit of vodka with that?

           Our fifth bar. 

Who would have guessed the party would last this long?

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