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anonymous  July 22, 2006 8:23 PM

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anonymous *hmm8 July 21, 2006 8:37 PM

Perhaps I should close my bar again..............always seem to have the best parties here when we're closed...........

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anonymous  June 05, 2006 1:34 PM

So...should I re-animate the bar???  [report anonymous abuse]
 March 03, 2006 9:58 AM

Cause I left him sexy  [ send green star]
anonymous  March 03, 2006 5:04 AM

I found you sexy  [report anonymous abuse]
Sh1t.... March 03, 2006 3:04 AM

work in three minutes.


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anonymous I'm crashing... March 03, 2006 2:31 AM

I've been up all night.  Working on a mailing list project for a friend of mine.

That's what I get for wanting to work at home, I guess.

There's not enough caffienne in this world to keep me up once I get my son off to school, though. 

  (we need a female version of that guy!)

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 March 02, 2006 10:42 PM

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I'll have a spiked coffee please, I'm crashing on you!

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anonymous  March 02, 2006 10:33 PM

Hee hee!  Got some bar action going!  Hi Tammy!  to my bar!  Pull up a stool, and have a  [report anonymous abuse]
Hi Tammy... March 02, 2006 1:41 PM

Ryvre it's been fairly peaceful there lately but you never know how long that's gonna last. It's good 2CU here or anywhere though.   
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 March 01, 2006 10:06 PM

I'm good Marty. How are you? must be the latest rage? We been
having a boys against the girls battle in another
group and I think I won. LOL! I was celebrating. Giggles!
Hows everyone ? I miss y'all but I don't miss the fighting.

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anonymous  March 01, 2006 3:36 PM

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anonymous  December 06, 2005 12:54 PM

Homer's pointy thing is out!   He likes the Christmas Babe!    [report anonymous abuse]
 December 06, 2005 9:51 AM

I'll drink to that Homer! And pass me a damn donut!  [ send green star]
anonymous  December 06, 2005 9:42 AM

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 December 06, 2005 9:41 AM


valium.jpgLet's drink with this guy, he's either really early or really late for st. Pat's Day, plus he's got really big vals!

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anonymous  December 06, 2005 9:38 AM

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anonymous Somebody get me a drink December 06, 2005 9:36 AM

I think I need and deserve one...please???  [report anonymous abuse]
 October 17, 2005 2:36 PM

Damn..I missed it all!!!!

Sorry M!!  [ send green star]
anonymous  October 17, 2005 9:22 AM

Hi Al!

What's up with your bad self?

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MONA.... October 17, 2005 9:18 AM're looking for mORGAN...oopsie...   

I'll just drink my
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anonymous  October 17, 2005 9:15 AM

Come out come out wherever you are...  [report anonymous abuse]
 October 14, 2005 9:03 AM

I was off to a When I seen that, I had to and now gottagothanksluvyabye  [ send green star]
anonymous Feeling lonely... October 14, 2005 8:57 AM

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anonymous  September 29, 2005 2:15 PM

Yeah, but Daphne gave away all my drugs!  [report anonymous abuse]
It was okay... September 29, 2005 2:04 PM

...but you were missed.

...we couldn't find the key to the hard liquor.
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anonymous  September 29, 2005 6:15 AM

Well I hope you people had fun trashing my closed bar...

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turning on the jukebox...hey, let's party... September 27, 2005 9:14 PM

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 September 27, 2005 9:10 PM

Well hey there! Ok, I found some pink fairies, some H, some black jets, some... Oh, wait that H was Preparation H. Never mind. Let's see... *pillages behind bar while Mona is away*

Ah, here is a block of something, some blow, some... hmmm... not sure what THAT is. It even looks alive! *swats at whatever it is with bar towel*

Ok, blues. There ya go.

Now, let's see... where does Mona keep the hard liquors....

No nuts?? Rats. Popcorn maybe? hmmmm.....

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Hey MONA... September 27, 2005 6:46 PM

...customers! Set 'em up!  [ send green star]
I don't hardly drink at all anymore ... September 27, 2005 5:37 PM

Or anything that even comes remotely close to being labeled "party." 

I dunno why I'm even here in the bar ... maybe because it's closed! 

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anonymous I don't care if this place is open or not!!! September 27, 2005 3:08 PM

I want a black russian, 4 blues (valium).... when my drink is 1/3 empty (right, no I did not type full)...

I want a big a$$ dubie - kindest of bud would be perfect...

(no Daphne I don't care to eat any chips, nuts or or or whatever they got in bars these days...)

Only one time I said in my whole life "I'm gonna get drunk"... when I let go of my last horse...

.... ok, downed the russian, I am bellied up to the bar need another ... make something go away that's for shore...

aahhh, this feels good ... they call it numb right!?


I promise all of you... I've no idea what this has to do with testys ...I seen Mona's Bar - I needed a drink ( I don't even drink)...  I did not stumble, bleak brought me here... have I slurred any of the type... oh?! Just asking

I ain't I am disillusioned ...


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anonymous  September 27, 2005 10:01 AM

Nope. No computer yet.  I think Jeffrey sent it by bicycle messenger, by way of China.

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Apparently. September 26, 2005 10:57 PM

Guess Mona still doesn't have a computer.

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 September 26, 2005 10:52 PM

Hey! I thought we only come in here when she closes shop.  [ send green star]
Mona... September 26, 2005 10:27 PM

...U check those other 2 dives yet?  [ send green star]
anonymous  September 26, 2005 10:05 AM

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anonymous It's a celebration!!! August 26, 2005 12:28 PM

I promise to be a good priestess...Honest *fingers crossed behind back*

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anonymous To the top of this mountain August 26, 2005 12:14 PM

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Oh most Holy MONA... August 26, 2005 12:07 PM high am i getting promoted?  [ send green star]
anonymous ps August 26, 2005 11:53 AM

Don't let the excellent one too close to the money...He is still as yet untrusted...  [report anonymous abuse]
anonymous  August 26, 2005 11:52 AM

Well, I was thinking of maybe promoting the excellent one...

Ah what the heck!  Promote him anyway(Iffin you want to)...I'll keep my fingers in the till, and you keep your stealthy ways! The Robin Ducks could perhaps branch out with you as their mighty overseer.  And together, you and I would count the money!!!


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I like your ideas for building our evil cult.... August 26, 2005 10:43 AM

Congratulations, Milissa!

Hey, with your new level of responsiilities and all, someone has to do the treasurer's job...and the Robin Ducks are always sending in stuff and $$... so, it would streamline operations if I did now try to fill your old job... But, I know I could never do as good a job as you have... And, and... oh gosh... and, can I still also be a Robin Duck?? I've grown somewhat attached to the stealth actions and all...

All Hail Ishothosarbelt!!!

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anonymous Check this out!!! August 26, 2005 10:31 AM

All my dreams have come true.  I am a High Priestess!!! everybody, if you haven't already...please join the cult.  It's a blast.  For those of you who are already members there are promotions available!!!  (Daphne, how would you like my old job???)

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Waiting ... August 26, 2005 10:30 AM

for the phantabulous news.   [ send green star]
 August 26, 2005 7:08 AM

If she turns it over to you guys, then I will join and be a duck worshipper too. LOL!

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anonymous Good Morning! August 26, 2005 6:31 AM

Ok...I was thinking of leaving the group name as Celly's Evil Cult...since it was her idea in the first place.  But if she would turn it over to some of us lunatics   We could really get that place hopping!

Maybe take some of the emphasis off ducks a bit.  Yes, we'll still worship the great duck Ishothosarbelt, but we can have fun with other culty things too...right???

Course...we'd have to get Celly's permission....being as she is the high priestess and all...

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hehehe.. August 25, 2005 9:13 PM

Well good, Daphne and I are hungry, make us some breakfast huh Buck?

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 August 25, 2005 8:53 PM

LOL I bet you could poach more than an egg, eh Buck?  [ send green star]
 August 25, 2005 8:50 PM

I can poach the hell out of an egg...


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 August 25, 2005 8:49 PM

LMAO! I think I want a Samuel Adams. Yup thats what I want.

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 August 25, 2005 8:47 PM

But, you couldn't just let poachers get by with, ahem, raMdom shootings. hehehehehe

Hi, Buck!

Let's see... Maybe I will have a Cold Duck tonight. LOL *runs for cover after 2 bad puns*


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Well hell! August 25, 2005 8:44 PM

I need a cold beer. I was sitting here reading all my groups and I kept hearing what sounded like knocks and then got louder and it sounded like shots and sure enough someone is running along the river shooting from a car window Poaching. I called the Sheriff's dept and now our little neighborhood is over run with Deputies. I think they all must have been bored cuz they sure all responded rather quickly much to the annoyance of my husband who has to get up at 4:30 am. Ooopsie!!!

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 August 25, 2005 8:42 PM

Guinness please!

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 August 25, 2005 8:36 PM

We'd have to re-name and re-do it if Celly left... if we continued it. It'd be a shame to not at least have it around in some form, even as as a lost "Temple of Doom" with even some Indiana Jones references thrown in just to confuse the masses. LOL 

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O- August 25, 2005 7:37 PM

Kay...     [ send green star]
I think she shouldn't dissolve it... August 25, 2005 4:28 PM

...but rather leave it like a lost shrine, a ghost ship, a hidden temple to be visited and run rudderless into eternity...and may the Duck be with it.

Is she interested in passing it on?

MONA's Evil Cult? Daphne's Cult of Evil Duckery?
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The Duck Cult, eh? August 25, 2005 4:24 PM

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anonymous  August 25, 2005 2:38 PM

Well, she made Jacob a co-host, and he never even posted...not once as far as I could tell.  [report anonymous abuse]
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Maybe she would pass ownership to the excellent Martti and then let there be 4 co-hosts... like the treasurer, .... We could always let her back in if she changes her mind at a later date.  [ send green star]
anonymous Hey Al!!! And everyone else who cares August 25, 2005 9:41 AM

I talked to Celly for a bit on Yahoo yesterday...she says she's giving up on Care2...She's bored with it.

What are we going to do about the cult???  Can't just let it die can we?

I wonder if we could talk her into transfering ownership to one of us???  We'd keep it going by Duck!

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anonymous  August 18, 2005 5:08 AM

Daphne's party left this place a mess.  Oh well, clean up time.


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 August 18, 2005 12:47 AM

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That's Great Daphne!!! August 17, 2005 2:34 PM

Happy Anniversary!!
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Happy Anniversary! August 17, 2005 2:31 PM

...and many more.     [ send green star]
anonymous  August 17, 2005 2:20 PM


You know it must be love when you've got more than one anniversary!!!

May you and your hubby (lucky fella that he is) have many many many more!!

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spumante for everyone-- August 17, 2005 12:51 PM

Tonight starts Avalon's and my official wedding anniversary. We've been together since 1978 or 1982, depending on how it is counted. (We've had 4 wedding ceremonies....or 5... altogether.) Cheers!!

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anonymous I'll have August 17, 2005 5:33 AM

What she's Daphne's drink.  [report anonymous abuse]
 August 16, 2005 8:27 PM

I didn't see and gin and tonic, so I brought my own.

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it's ok.. I mixed my own veggie cocktail...hope you don't mind, Mona... August 16, 2005 8:24 PM

The closed sign is the real draw, Mona. We are perverse that way. LOL

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anonymous  August 16, 2005 6:21 AM

Hi Jeffrey!!  Care for a ?  [report anonymous abuse]
anonymous Hey Weber August 15, 2005 4:26 PM

Knucklehead Smackdown is ready for the bigtime. Congratulations.  [report anonymous abuse]
anonymous Why? August 15, 2005 12:31 PM

Do you people only come in here when I hang out the "Closed" sign???  [report anonymous abuse]
 August 15, 2005 11:35 AM

Do you have a veggie cocktail, preferably non-alcoholic please?  [ send green star]
Fewere... August 15, 2005 11:22 AM French for fewer...btw.  [ send green star]
Hey mona... August 15, 2005 11:21 AM

...Knucklehead Smackdown is fewere than 50 posts behind I Dare You to Kil This Thread and it's only a couple o' days old.  [ send green star]
Gimme a brewski. August 15, 2005 11:19 AM

Mona!  [ send green star]
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anonymous So...I have to put up a sign August 04, 2005 4:40 AM

that says the bar is closed, to get people in here now?

Don't think of it as a mid-air split...think of it as a jump...or a leap.  Then perhaps you could do it.  Did anyone besides me watch, "So You Think You Can Dance" last night?

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That midair split ... August 03, 2005 7:39 PM

Yes ... it's humanly impossible. 

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Uniino... August 03, 2005 7:17 PM okay? That mid air split looks risky.  [ send green star]
Actually ... August 03, 2005 3:17 PM

Now that I watch him ... maybe it's NOT humanly impossible.  When I go home, I'm gonna try it. 

Hey, Tracy! 

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Humanly impossible?... August 03, 2005 2:55 PM

Stickmanly impossible? Dancing Stickman

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The thing with the stickman ... August 03, 2005 2:50 PM

You have to be able to suspend both feet in the air for a time period that seems humanly impossible ...

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anonymous  July 29, 2005 6:23 AM

Those are some fancy moves...think the stickman will teach me how to dance???  [report anonymous abuse]
You can do some... July 29, 2005 2:40 AM

...pretty good production numbers with stolen dancers.  [ send green star]
Spidey ... July 28, 2005 9:41 PM

He's soooooo weird! 

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Ah! July 28, 2005 9:39 PM

I knew you'd like him, Martti!

He's my gift to you ... even though I stole him from somewhere on the Internet. 

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Hey...he's good! July 28, 2005 8:04 PM

Dancing Stickman  [ send green star]
Dance! July 28, 2005 6:54 PM

Dancing Stickman  [ send green star]
Hey Maquerena! July 28, 2005 2:38 PM

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anonymous  July 28, 2005 7:40 AM

Anybody care to dance?

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Here ya go Granger... July 27, 2005 7:55 PM

...on me.  [ send green star]
Mona's Bar - Drunk & Disorderly V July 27, 2005 3:58 PM

yikes.......... 3.5 minutes to load this page????? ohhh........  must be time for a drink :p
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wtf... July 27, 2005 3:26 PM off...  [ send green star]
anonymous  July 27, 2005 6:25 AM

Nothing like a good mixed drink  to get one ready for work.

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anonymous  July 27, 2005 5:59 AM

You can have all the coffee you like. Me? I prefer    [report anonymous abuse]
OOPSIE...I meant... July 27, 2005 5:50 AM

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No problem... July 27, 2005 5:50 AM's a coffee bar too. Good morrning. *cofffee*  [ send green star]
 July 27, 2005 5:40 AM

I dont drink. I prefer coffee

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anonymous  July 20, 2005 7:07 AM

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anonymous  July 12, 2005 1:01 PM

The new crib is cozy.

I love the Pink Panther testy pimp!!!

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Seems like the boozing tapers off... July 11, 2005 3:06 PM

...when you're away.

Couple o' good TESTY sprees and innovations though.

How's your new crib?
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anonymous Doesn't July 11, 2005 9:15 AM

anybody drink when I'm not around???

 small Bacardi bottleDiet Coke

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Happy Drunken Explosive Weekend Everybody. July 01, 2005 5:07 PM

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anonymous New drinking emoticons!! July 01, 2005 10:09 AM



I like this guy best!

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anonymous  June 28, 2005 9:53 AM

Some all had it figured out before I got there.

I see the life has been pumped back into the thread...

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anonymous  June 28, 2005 9:00 AM

Just a quick post to let you know that I am checking into the mystery of the Dead Thread, Sr.  Perhaps, since Uniino and I both had a hand in it's pinning and closing and re-opening...some button got pressed where only hosts can post.  

I'll keep you posted!

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Hi Daphne Love... June 28, 2005 4:11 AM you feeling? I'm going to take some of that booze over to Ken at the DMA cruise.  [ send green star]
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SKyy Cosmo Mix   [ send green star]
Good point. June 27, 2005 7:52 PM

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anonymous  June 27, 2005 4:53 PM

I've already been there....I think. After all ARU is one of the few groups that know how to appreciate people like me

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and if you're still feeling frisky... June 27, 2005 4:36 PM

...give this a shot... *death8 vs *hmm8

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Hey Anonymous... June 27, 2005 4:34 PM

...give it a try should work!  [ send green star]
anonymous  June 27, 2005 4:33 PM

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weren't those the days...? June 27, 2005 4:31 PM patient...our crack team of technologists will get to the bottom of this or my name isn't completely made up.  [ send green star]
anonymous  June 27, 2005 4:27 PM

I've scrolled up and down and still can't find the reply button. It does'nt say anywhere that it's closed either, like it usually does when one closes a thread. I'm telling ya, it's a mystery! Or maybe it just does'nt like me, which is kinda sad, cause it used to be my favorite thread waaaay back in history when we where both young and fearless.   [report anonymous abuse]
well... June 27, 2005 4:21 PM

...I don't get it. It's got a reply button for me. You sure you're looking at the right end? It's posted last post first.  [ send green star]
er...thanks anonymous... June 27, 2005 4:18 PM far as the father...I think MONA unstuck it. Then a couple more postings made it on. Then I'm guessing she closed it again.

She's whimsical, that MONA!

I'll take a peak.
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anonymous  June 27, 2005 4:12 PM

aHEM....I'm talking about the father not the son, and I'm perfectly sober and sincere; the reply button is GONE!

Btw What a sootHing sight your avi is today, Martti. Looks kinda different since last time a laid my eyes upon you, though, which is quite a while ago.You've grown I believe.

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anonymous Mystifistic June 27, 2005 4:00 PM

How come I can't help keeping the undead thread not dead. I wanted to post there, but the reply button seem to be missing.  [report anonymous abuse]
Well Mona... June 27, 2005 3:53 PM paraphrase the great Dan can you miss me if I don't go away?  [ send green star]
 June 27, 2005 11:22 AM

Welcome back, Mona! Have you got something citrusy and cold please?  [ send green star]
anonymous  June 27, 2005 8:54 AM

small Bacardi bottle & Diet Coke  [report anonymous abuse]
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& & ...will work just fine!  [ send green star]
anonymous Al June 27, 2005 7:42 AM

And to think I almost missed you!

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anonymous  June 27, 2005 7:02 AM

I'll take some of those &  [report anonymous abuse]
YOWZIE!!! June 27, 2005 12:23 AM

...all's I got is some s s and s.
Want any?

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 June 26, 2005 10:56 AM

I need TEQUILA...and then some RUM...and then some more TEQUILA......and then something really girly...with fruit...X 4.


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Damn... June 25, 2005 2:39 AM computer was messing up. Who won?  [ send green star]
 June 24, 2005 8:50 PM

Safe trip. Have fun, etc. Too bad you'll miss the highly hyped grudge match this evening....  [ send green star]
anonymous  June 24, 2005 2:29 PM

Hey Al! You're just in time to see me go home for the weekend!

winesmiley winesmiley winesmileywinesmiley  winesmiley

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TMAers.  [ send green star]
anonymous  June 24, 2005 12:34 PM

Cranberry Juice coming you mind a wee bit of vodka with that?

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 June 24, 2005 12:07 PM

Well, let's party on! May I have a cranberry juice please?   [ send green star]
anonymous Mona's Bar - Drunk & Disorderly V June 24, 2005 10:31 AM

           Our fifth bar. 


Who would have guessed the party would last this long?

winesmiley  winesmiley

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