An Invocation For Rats (written in Rattish) October 20, 2005 10:17 AM
An invocation for rats...er...rather...by rats....for themselves...and others
deer God (or ifn yoo don beleev in God, den deer erf or deer holee ratz),
pwees remember us ratzen heer on erf who ar doin a lot uv werk dat we didn ask tu do.i know dat sumtymz we haf tu do fings dat we don wan tu do, but it sumtymz hurtz an we howp it will stop.
pwees help us ratzen to alwayz run to da cayje door when owr hyumins come howm so dey know we luv dem.
pwees help owr hyumins to alwayz remember dat yogurt dropz ar an importint part uv a balancd diet fur all ratzen.
pwees giv us a long lyfe to spend wif owr hyumn and ratzen fwens. at leest 2 yeers, maybee evn 3 or 4.
pwees remynd us not to byte toze in soks.
pwees keep doze toomerz away and dont bwing myco-snifflz to us eether.
pwees help owr hyuminz to remmember dat we luv skritchins an luvin an habin kleen cayjes an fresh froots an vegtibuls an wadder an sumtyms fishin fur pees inna ice bowl an rydin on der showlderz an runnin rownd da floor an chewin on pillowkayses an blankits an paperz an stuffff.
an pwees pwees God, when we git a howm, pwees let it be owr furebber howm. pwees help owr hyumans to unnerstand dat we need der love furebber. pwees help dem to be kynd to us an not putted us owtsyde cuz we don know whut to do owtsyde.
an wun last fing God. pwees tell all ratzen luverz to be nyce to us. an speshully to eesh udder cuz we need dem so very mush.
amen and blessingz to all
This invocation was written in "rattish" by Momma Rowze, who owns Cynthia Goehring, who is owned by the Rocky Mountain Mischief and is a member of Rats All Together, a Yahoo Group written by rats and for rats and also written (mostly) in rattish.
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