Alas no, seems as horrible as it sounds that Pearl Jam is going to fade away and be doomed to be generalized as a "adverage" grundge band. Its a sad day when the greatest grundge band is no more.
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damn, vedder looks hot with a mohawk September 28, 2005 2:44 PM
Iconoclastic Pearl Jam singer Eddie Vedder announced today that he has decided to take a stand against the law of gravity. "No matter how cold the winter, there's a springtime ahead; gravity is simply the man trying to hold us back" stated the frontman for the once popular Neil Young cover band.
"Are you woman enough to be my man? Spill my tincture!" responded Vedder when asked by the press if this latest crusade was simply a desperate plea for attention, or just the result of some really bad weed.
"Thank god Eddie has the nerve to stand up for us man! Gravity has always sucked! Eddie rocks!" stated one Eddie Vedder Five fan. When asked what would happen should Vedder succeed in his attempt to refute the laws of gravity, another fan spit in the reporter's face and sneered, "You're stupid!".
"Gravity was born on third and thought it hit a triple" Vedder explained when queried as to what prompted his decision. "The haves, have not a clue" Vedder continued, before segueing to a Power Point presentation explaining why he is actually more depressed than Kurt Cobain despite the fact that the former Nirvana singer committed suicide.
Vedder vowed to fight to the bitter end, or until he got bored, whichever came first.