Copy & Paste your answers from the following 3 categories to make your own Nonsentense.

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------an old lady
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17------- your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me ^$1,000,000
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself.

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I SMOKED A MONSTER BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK! ........

{ **Whoooooo.....toughguy eh PISCES! ~ Beatin' on yur science teacher! }

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I dry humped a fork because I was drunk

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I loved my sister because I am cool like that

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I loved a goat because I'm cool like that.

Yikes-

I danced with myself because I'm cool like that

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I MURDERED AN IPOD BECAUSE I'M SEXY AND I DO WHAT I WANT.

 [ send green star]