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Topic: Family Guy Quote of the Day!

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Cathy B.	Family Guy Quote of the Day! August 30, 2005 4:01 PM You shall find on the homepage in the annoucement section, there will be a new Family Guy quote everyday. If you want to suggest or request a quote, post it here or email/NWM me if you wish. Now.... Lets go drink until we can feel feelings anymore! ~Cathy [ send green star]
Dragon S.	ok September 01, 2005 4:40 PM My fav quote is..."I never knew biscuit as a dog ...but I did know her as a table."Most of my fav quotes are from stewie.Also ...."Nooo talking." [ send green star]
Cathy B.	September 01, 2005 6:09 PM LMAO!!!! Ok Michelle we shall remember those! ~Cathy [ send green star]
STEVE S.	September 04, 2005 10:28 AM "You couldn't make me laugh if I were laughing and you were making me do it!" -Peter drunk at the comedy club [ send green star]
STEVE S.	September 04, 2005 10:31 AM "How many dirty stinking apes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3. One dirty stinking ape to screw in the lightbulb, and two dirty stinking apes to throw feces at each other." -Peter's feeble attempt at joke telling [ send green star]
Cathy B.	September 05, 2005 3:17 PM great ones Steve!! Thank you! ~Cathy [ send green star]
STEVE S.	September 07, 2005 5:13 PM "Damn you Mop n' Glo!" [ send green star]
Cathy B.	September 07, 2005 6:15 PM There are just so many great quotes isn't there?! ~Cathy [ send green star]
STEVE S.	September 11, 2005 9:09 AM From to "live and Die in Dixie" We're going to have to relocate you to the south. Peter: "Is that where all the black guys are lazy and the white guys are mad at the black guys for being so lazy but the white guys are just as lazy?" [ send green star]
Cathy B.	September 11, 2005 9:10 AM ~Cathy [ send green star]
Jenn B.	September 11, 2005 5:46 PM I agree, some of the best lines are from Stewie! "Don't forget the taint!" [ send green star]
Cathy B.	September 12, 2005 8:05 AM Most definately! ~Cathy [ send green star]
STEVE S.	September 13, 2005 6:10 PM Peter: Oh My god Brian there's a message in my Alphabets! It's "Oooooo..." Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios. [ send green star]
STEVE S.	September 13, 2005 6:17 PM Stewie: Umm, we wouldn't run an ad that said no Portugese...but yeah, no Portugese. [ send green star]
Tracey H.	September 15, 2005 9:49 PM [ send green star]
Tracey H.	September 15, 2005 9:52 PM [ send green star]
Tracey H.	September 15, 2005 9:53 PM [ send green star]
Tracey H.	September 15, 2005 10:04 PM So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway? [ send green star]
Tracey H.	oh man there are too many.... September 15, 2005 10:18 PM Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert." Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby. Stewie: What did you just say? Lois: Stewie, stop fussing. Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my bitch. Diane Simmons: Tom, I'm getting late word that you're a petty, jealous closet-case. Tom Tucker: Bit of breaking news, we now go live to Diane being a bitch. Diane. Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time. Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for? Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World. Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all. Peter: So uhh, Mr. Pewterschmidt, the big race is tomorrow eh? Bet you're gonna need some strapping men to help you with your boat. Mr. Pewterschmidt: Are you calling me gay? Peter: No. No. I just; I just thought you might want some extra seamen on your poopdeck. [ send green star]
Tracey H.	September 15, 2005 10:21 PM Doctor: Contraband check. (Pulls out cookies.) What are these? Cookie Monster: I don't know! Doctor: What do you mean"you don't know"? Cookie Monster: I-I-I-I don't know how they got there! Doctor: Well I think you DO know! Cookie Monster: NO NO NO UH DERICK, D-DERICK WAS IN HERE UH EARLIER HE WAS UH MAKING THE, MAKING THE BEDS, HE PROBABLY PUT THEM, UH, I-I WHAS IN THE JOHN, (eats cookies, guards hold him down and give him an injection) AHH AHH AHH! YOU-YOU GUYS ARE NAZIS MAN! YOU'RE FREAKIN' NAZIS! Guard: Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! [ send green star]
Tracey H.	September 15, 2005 10:23 PM one of my absolute fav quote of all time... Quagmire: so...uhh were you in an accident...? Guy: Nooooo... me fatha was a treeeee! [ send green star]
Tracey H.	September 15, 2005 10:25 PM Tom Tucker: Because of an accident today at the Quahog cable company, all television transmission will be out for an undetermined amount of time. Of course, no one can see this news program, so it doesn't really matter what we say. I'm the Lord Jesus Christ. I think I'll go get drunk and beat up some midgets, how about you, Diane? Diane Simmons: Well, Tom, I just plain don't like black people. Camera man: Hey guys, we're still on in Boston. [ send green star]
Tracey H.	September 15, 2005 10:29 PM I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second - RARF! [ send green star]
Tracey H.	September 15, 2005 10:29 PM I've got an idea--an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about. [ send green star]
Tracey H.	September 15, 2005 10:31 PM Tom Tucker: Well Diane, that last report was so good I think you deserve a spanking. Diane: Oh Tom, I don't think your wife would appreciate that. Tom: Haha, that frigid old cow lives in Quahog she can't hear a word I'm saying. Camera Guy: Actually, we're back on the air in Quahog. [ send green star]
Cathy B.	September 16, 2005 5:59 AM Tracey!!!!!! That is so awesome!!!! You got use set for a freakin' month!!! Thanks!! ~Cathy [ send green star]
Tracey H.	September 16, 2005 6:16 PM [ send green star]
Tracey H.	September 16, 2005 6:18 PM who can compete with Him? [ send green star]
Cathy B.	September 16, 2005 6:23 PM LMAO!!! I was just watching those episodes today! ~Cathy [ send green star]
Tracey H.	September 16, 2005 6:31 PM Quagmire: Here's to the Drunken Clam, where they don't ask for proof of ID and neither do I. OOOOH! [ send green star]
Tracey H.	September 16, 2005 6:39 PM Peter: Fox has one of those new reality shows at eight, 'Fast animals, slow children.' Chris: Hey, dad, look! I covered my back with honey and now the ants are taking me home. Peter: He does the same thing at home with Velveeta and cockroaches. If you turn the light on really fast they slam him right into the fridge. [ send green star]
Dragon S.	ok...some words from death September 17, 2005 10:51 AM Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA. Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in. Meg: You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me. Death: Well that would just leave England. death:Geeze, what did you make this hot cocoa with, crap? Lois (sighs): Well if you want me to make it again... Death: No, no. I'm sorry, It's just that I assumed that you were going to make it with milk, not crap. [ send green star]
Cathy B.	September 17, 2005 11:07 AM Oh wait! I'm not done holding my sides!!! ~Cathy [ send green star]
Dragon S.	Cathy... September 17, 2005 11:32 AM I like you but you need to be more than just eye candy around here [ send green star]
Cathy B.	September 17, 2005 11:55 AM LMAO! Sorry! I do my best to post more. I have a lot of groups to look after. But here is something to make up for it!!!! http://fgfp.bnyrd.com/index.html ~Cathy [ send green star]
STEVE S.	September 17, 2005 3:44 PM Brian "Do you even listen to yourself speak? Peter "I drift in and out." [ send green star]
Laura H.	September 18, 2005 12:20 AM It is short and simple. A Stewie quote: "What the Duce?!" [ send green star]
STEVE S.	September 18, 2005 9:19 AM I still love : Peter: "Touche Costmart." Just something about that one.... [ send green star]
Dragon S.	ok September 18, 2005 10:11 AM Cleveland: If you're this desperate about Chris's weight, why don't you just suck the fat out? Peter: Look, if you can find a hole on the boy that you want to put your lips on, be my guest. [ send green star]
Tracey H.	September 18, 2005 10:40 AM Man: There's a little girl stuck in that well. Unfortunately no one's arms are long enough to reach her except for that one guy, but he's helping that woman tickle a midget in a tree [ send green star]
Tracey H.	September 18, 2005 12:33 PM This is a very safe procedure son. You won't feel a thing. I'm like a green baret ya know... I sneak inside you and I skulk around like it's Vietnam or something... and I'm sneaking through the bush, you know, and I get all the fat like the fat's my buddies stuck behind enemy lines or something... and when i've got all my buddies I sneak out again. I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you, you know, like a, uh, like the wind ya know. [ send green star]
Tracey H.	he's too sexy for his fat September 18, 2005 12:39 PM Peter: Heeey, when you're beautiful doors magically open for you! Guy: Actually it opened because you stepped on that black rubber square. Of course, if that wasn't there it would have opened anyways because you're beautiful. I say that every time I go through an automatic door. [ send green star]
Tracey H.	September 18, 2005 12:44 PM Lois: Peter have you forgotten about Chris? He needs you to help him exercise. Brian: Yah, he finally figured out how to catch the twinky Chris: HA HA I'm turning you into pooh! [ send green star]
Cathy B.	September 18, 2005 1:55 PM Lois: What kind of egotistical, selfish, moronic and idiotic person would get liposuction... Who? WHO? (Peter walks in at half of his weight) Stewie: Oh my God... It has finally happened, he has become so massive that he collapsed into himself like a neutron star. "Well...we...we call you Normies" ~Cathy [ send green star]
Laura H.	September 18, 2005 2:12 PM [ send green star]
Jenn B.	September 18, 2005 2:20 PM I love the twinkie quote!!!! One of my favorites! Chris "guess what I am thinking?' Meg "is it kitty?" Chris "GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!" [ send green star]
Cathy B.	September 18, 2005 2:25 PM Chris: So... this is where babies come from? Brian: Yes Chris... this is where babies come from. Chris (stands up and points at Lois): YOU TOLD ME I CAME FROM YOUR VAGINA! ~Cathy [ send green star]
Laura H.	September 18, 2005 2:42 PM Peter: There's a message in my Alphabits. It says 'oooooooo' Brian: Peter, thoes are Cheerios. [ send green star]
Cathy B.	September 18, 2005 2:55 PM LOL! I think Steve posted that one too. I love it tho!!! "NOOOOOO!!! Silly Rabbit! Trix are for kids! Damn long ears, stealling easter from Jesus." ~Cathy [ send green star]
STEVE S.	September 19, 2005 11:37 AM Cathy I love the one where Peter gets Liposuction too! Peter:"A lot of overweight men in my family, Like my great grandfather Jabba the Griffin." Jabba the Griffin: "Dee goggle ba doo abla nipple pinchy..." [ send green star]
STEVE S.	September 19, 2005 11:40 AM And what about Peter's bumper sticker : MY OTHER PENIS IS A VAGINA [ send green star]
Cathy B.	September 19, 2005 12:25 PM Those are great! BTW! Thanks you for the testimonial Steve! And no, I don't way a popsicle... i have to get back to my paper route. ~Cathy [ send green star]
STEVE S.	September 21, 2005 1:12 PM Peter Drunk at Comedy Club: What are you people stupid? Oh you like that? You like a little abuse huh? Well you people are stupid and ugly. if there was a stupid and ugly contest, you'd all win! Or lose, which ever's funnier. (Falls over drunk in a very Steve Solar like fashion.) [ send green star]
Cathy B.	September 21, 2005 1:15 PM LMAO!!!! That would have been a good post for the "I'm not drunk" thread! ~Cathy [ send green star]
James D.	October 21, 2005 6:19 PM "The road to knighthood is paved with strength and nobility, not LSD and sideburns." The Black Knight --Mr. Saturday Knight [ send green star]
Cathy B.	October 21, 2005 6:32 PM Good one!!! ~Cathy [ send green star]
	From "A Thin White Line" November 07, 2005 11:40 PM "...try putting down the fork honey. FACE!" [ send green star]
Cathy B.	November 08, 2005 5:18 AM Allison! I don't know why but that quote sudden popped in my head the other day at work. No clue why, but i got the giggle! Thanks! ~Cathy [ send green star]
Rhonda G.	November 08, 2005 2:44 PM [ send green star]
Cathy B.	November 17, 2005 6:40 AM Stewie: Ahh! Damn it to pus-spewing, blood-gutted hell! ~Cathy [ send green star]
The R.	.... May 05, 2006 12:18 PM He, he Alllllllllllllriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! OH! [ send green star]
Cathy B.	May 05, 2006 3:54 PM A quote from the Q-Man is always good! Giggity Goo! ~Cathy [ send green star]
Dragon S.	May 05, 2006 5:09 PM Wanna play Stratego...I have Stratego... [ send green star]
Christian B.	May 06, 2006 9:11 AM "That was strangely arousing!": http://quagmiresong.ytmnd.com/ [ send green star]
Christian B.	May 06, 2006 9:18 AM Who else but Quagmire? http://quagmire-who-else.ytmnd.com/ [ send green star]
The R.	Hey guys! May 06, 2006 9:19 AM Peter- to Charles Manson I just got invited to a pahty at Sharon Tate's house- now you guys can come, but ya gotta promise not to embarrass me... [ send green star]
The R.	.. May 06, 2006 9:20 AM hes QUagmire, hes quagmire. Ya never know just what he's gonna do next He's quagmire, hes quagmire GIGGIDY GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY, LET's HAVE SEX! [ send green star]
Christian B.	May 06, 2006 9:53 AM I can't get that tune out of my head either. [ send green star]
Cathy B.	May 06, 2006 2:02 PM Oh dear.. Now that will be in my head for the rest of the day! ~Cathy [ send green star]
Gary D.	May 06, 2006 5:46 PM Here, replace it with this one... It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small, small world. It's a world of laughter, a world of tears, A world of hopes and a world of fears... <--Walt Dizzy ruled the world until Bill Gates came along. People have tried to kill me for singing that song into their brains! [ send green star]
Christian B.	May 06, 2006 6:29 PM Grrrrrr..... [ send green star]
Gary D.	May 07, 2006 6:59 AM "So, how are you doing on your quest for world domination?" [ send green star]