Bored? 
Wan'na enjoy your day a little bit more? 
It's good to laugh, 
so how about posting a funny joke, cartoon or article that might make our friends chuckle. 
As you know, "Laughter is the best medicine"!! 
Starting #2 thread as #1 was taking longer to load. 
#1 Thread:
http://www.care2.com/c2c/groups/disc.html?gpp=7846&pst=1254323
Was going to put something on here but that stupid sign saying that it can't process it... come back later... came up again. Honest to Pete, I'm so fed up with Care2 right now! 
Testicle Therapy
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her
Ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men.
He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the
Ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could
Relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man
Replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still
Clasping his hands there at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently
Took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and
Put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and
Asked, 'How does that feel'?
He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!
I have a feeling there were going to be others who were going to feign injury at the same location!
LOL, Cheryl. I think you're right!
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CAN NOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription.."
Ah ha.... gotcha!! 
I transferred this one from the healing/affirmations thread.
Hi, Cheryl and Mary. Thanks for asking how I feel. My tail bone is much better but my back pain is worse so I'll be making an appointment to see my arthritis doctor sometime this coming week. See what he says. Yes Cheryl, I did make the tag you're referring to and thank you. I wish you'd come into class more often!
The Pastor's Ass
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the
race again and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S
ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter
the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline
read:
BISHOP
SCRATCHES
PASTOR’S
ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Pastor to get
rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS
ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where
it could run wild.
