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I have great new from Kinky World Headquarters: Kinky is coming to Ector County!

The next Governor of Texas will be in West Texas in May. If you are interested in hosting a fundraiser or if you have an idea for an event or appearance, please let me know. We'll try to accommodate as many requests as possible while he's in the area. I look forward to hearing from you.

Go Kinky!

Sarah Innerarity
Events & Scheduling
Kinky Friedman for Governor Campaign
512.326.KINK (office)
512.633.7140 (mobile)
sarah.innerarity@kinkyfriedman.com
www.kinkyfriedman.com

I have great news from Kinky World Headquarters: Kinky is coming to Midland!

The next Governor of Texas will be in West Texas in May. If you are interested in hosting a fundraiser or if you have an idea for an event or appearance, please let me know. We'll try to accommodate as many requests as possible while he's in the Tall City. I look forward to hearing from you.

Go Kinky!

Sarah Innerarity
Events & Scheduling
Kinky Friedman for Governor Campaign
512.326.KINK (office)
512.633.7140 (mobile)
sarah.innerarity@kinkyfriedman.com
www.kinkyfriedman.com

Kinky will speak at the University of Texas - Dallas at noon in Conference Center CN 1.112. UT-Dallas is located at 800 West Campbell Road in Richardson.
Later, Kinky will speak at The University of North Texas at 3:30pm. This open forum will be held in Room 255 in the Eagle Student Services Center. UNT is located at 801 North Texas Boulevard in Denton.

That evening, the Bar/Restaurant Love & War in Texas (http://www.loveandwarintexas.com) will host a Campaign Fundraiser beginning at 7:00pm. The fundraiser will feature music by The Derailers. Supporter packages and tickets are available at http://www.kinkyfriedman.com/appearances Love & War is located at 601 East Plano Parkway in Plano.

Kinky will make a stop at Bill's Records in Dallas (http://www.billsrecords.com) at 12:00 pm to meet supporters. Bill's Records is located at 8118 Spring Valley Road.

Then Kinky heads up to Denton to speak onstage at the Fry Street Fair at 3:45pm. For tickets or more information, visit http://www.frystreetfair.com

A private campaign fundraiser will be held on Saturday, April 22nd in Argyle, including great food, drinks, live music, and a chance to meet the next Governor of Texas! Tickets are $75 per person and the event begins at 5:30pm. For more information or to receive an invitation, please visit http://www.kinkyfriedman.com/appearances

Kinky will speak at the Texas Scooter Times Swap Meet (http://www.texasscooter.com/onstage), at the Longhorn Ballroom at about 2:00pm. The Longhorn Ballroom is located at the corner of Corinth and Industrial in downtown Dallas.

The Grotto Restaurant in Highland Village hosts a Campaign Fundraiser on Sunday, April 23rd. The reception with Kinky begins at 5:30pm, and dinner will be served at 6:30pm. Tickets to the fundraiser include a four course dinner and wine pairings and are $150 per person. For reservations or more information, please call Effie at 972.318.0515

You mean MY GOVERNOR, the Kinkster! Kinky, of the Texas Jewboys, writer of such great hits as They Ain't Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore! Owner of the Utopia Rescue Ranch, and best selling author of those awesome Kinky Friedman mysteries! I am a member of Team Kinky, so I will be collecting signatures in the spring!

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  Kinky 4 Governor ! 

 Happy 4 20 everyone ! 

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from my email this morn:

NEXT STOP: ELECTION DAY

We'll be at the Secretary of State's office at noon Thursday, May 11 to turn in your signatures to put the next Governor of the State of Texas, Kinky Friedman, on the ballot for the November election. It wasn't easy - the powers-that-won't-be-for-long made sure of that - but you have all spoken with a clear voice in numbers too big to ignore:

Put Kinky on the Ballot NOW!

It's the will of the People of Texas.

All across this great state, from the Piney Woods to the Great Trans-Pecos, from the Llano Estacado to all the way down in the Valley, Texans have signed the petition by the tens of thousands to put Kinky on the ballot and give Texans a real alternative to paper-or-plastic politics.

Kinky invites you to join him for a rally on the steps of the offices of the Texas Secretary of State Building in downtown Austin on Brazos between 10th and 11th Streets at HIGH NOON on Thursday to celebrate this historic event. Please plan to show up and show your support for Kinky, democracy, and freedom. Then head over to Scholz Garden to meet Kinky, campaign staff, volunteers and supporters.

THANK YOU, TEXAS. WE COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU.

The office of the Secretary of State is located on the north east corner of 11th and Brazos Streets (directly across from the Capitol Visitors Center) in the Rudder Building.
(click here for a map: Secretary of State Office Map)

Scholz Garten, 1607 San Jacinto
(click here for a map: Scholtz Beer Garden Map)

See you there!

Paid For By The Kinky Friedman For Governor Campaign.
John McCall, Treasurer, 5010 Burleson Road
Austin, Texas 78744
phone. (512) 326-KINK (5465) email. answers@kinkyfriedman.com
©2005 kinkyfriedman.com

i hope to see ya'll there. yeah!!!!!!!!!!!! we did it.

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      Kinky would be a refreshing change for Governor of the Great State of Texas ! The last real Governor we had was Ann Richards.

     Look what happened to 2 so called Texans , both became President ! What an embarrassment for Texans too ! 

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I know that Collin County exceeded its quota for signatures, and that most of those were verified as belonging to registered voters. I heard that most, if not all, the counties in the North Texas group exceeded their signature quotas, so that is good news. Now it is up to the Secretary of State...

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Rick don't make me give you my bush is not a texan speech. damn carpetbeggers!!!!

Happy Days are here again

just think with that many sigs on petition, won't be long and we will have Kinky in Austin.

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hey thats a lot of signitures. nothing low about those numbers at all, not for petition signitures. keep in mind that there are many more who voted in primary due to local issues that couldn't sign, plus as the race begins and more and more people learn about him those numbers are gonna soar.

as for THAT woman--no body takes her serious.

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"All I can say is, thank God for bars and dance halls,"~Kinky

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