Nice and friendly with a very good sense of humor, but, I would never want to hurt anyones feelings. Not exactly rich in money, but very rich in many other ways, and I love to water my garden and myself at the same time.
If I were Mayor, I'd make the world a better place by
Clean up all the filthy trash burning, murdering, pet torturing, wild animal, and people torturing, disgusting, totally selfish, hateful, ignorant, dishonest, deceitful, dishonorable Northeastern Tennessee Hillbillies - and you know who you are!