i hav alwz been a gangling,gawky,feverish,famish-eyed brain guy..i hardly had a friend..my only friend billa killd himself aftr killn his fathr cuz he believd his fathr ws an immoral man(had lust 4 billa's mom n al...)
the 1st thing i rembr bout me is havin beri beri..so i later i named my 2 cats beri-beri..both beri ofcourse..twas a nice move cuz i jus had 2 say beri 1nc in order 2 call both..both later died of beri beri as i calld them quite frequently cuz i alwz likd pussies..aftr their deaths,i ws sad so i grew up studyn politics in school..n whnvr i ws bored i studied philosophy(p2p sharin)..however no gal ever went 2 a movie wid me cuz it ws impossibl 4 m to not get involvd in aftr movie discussion on empathy,aristotle,universals,messages,relig ious bigotry and d obligations of cinema as an art form in a materialistic society..i ws a very sentimental guy,i cried in maths class whn my teachr told me dat parallel lines wud nvr meet.i ws devastated,i wantd them 2 meet..but this is lif..
i ws also dull,lazy,lethargic,laid back all at d same time..people envied me for dat....thy wantd 2 b me.thy workd hard on it n i hardly workd..
evry1 ws however alwaz very impressd on the fact how unimpressive i was..it al changd whn i first fell in lov..lov ws d name of d dorm's indian styl toilet whr no1 went durin d nite due 2 dirty reasons(n d reason is looo)..dat ws whn i learnt 2 play safe..
it ws goin safe until i ws 11 n i found my 1st real gal..she didnt lik safe n lovd doin it best in toolsheds,phonebooths,chimneys basically everywhr..she ws tall,slim,buxom,aggressiv n nineteen,there ws lil she hadnt tried..so for tryn lil she pickd me..it ws a heart n back breakn xperienc 4 me,it made me so pissd off that in order 2 get even on all d gals i launchd my 'loser gal' magazine(which consistd of problems gals faced in life)..twas a gr8 succes cuz gals wantd 2 knw wt problems thy face..but d only prob ws d gals wr buyn them secretly widout telln ne1..sinc thy wr buyn in private so i added sm macho manly pics in d magazine sinc it ws private n thy cud do wtevr in their private lif wid all their private stuff n al,i lik privacy cuz u can b real private in privacy..evn savin private ryan ws gud..d succes ws again mindblown ..so i renamed my magazin as 'loose gal',which evn made guys buy it,both straight n gay(straight wantd 2 knw bout gals prob n gays due 2 macho manly pics)... i later sold its rights to cosmopolitan..the rest is history..
whn i turnd 13 i ws afraid cuz 13 is an lucky no. so whn ne 1 askd my age i told i ws 14..so i became d eldest boy of my class..
bein eldest ws fun..n al d gals in my class startd diggn me sinc gals lik old guys..but thr ws this 1 hot gal who i felt didnt lik me..so i askd her y(sinc i ws a stud now) n she told me that shes actually a he pretndn 2 b a she,sinc he lookd lik a she..n evn had hots 4 shes(she ws confusd)..aftr meetn dis lesbian,i went 2 d library 2 do sm more research on dis topic..as d school library had lotsa