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Keshav Kaul

India
male, age 114
single
Joined Feb 26, 2014
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Joined Feb 26, 2014 Activist Aspirations Enthusiastic 
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Groups Defenders of Wildlife, Dog Lovers
Hometown kashmir,jammu &kashmir 
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Birthday June 22, 1900  
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About Me i hav alwz been a gangling,gawky,feverish,famish-eyed brain guy..i hardly had a friend..my only friend billa killd himself aftr killn his fathr cuz he believd his fathr ws an immoral man(had lust 4 billa's mom n al...)
the 1st thing i rembr bout me is havin beri beri..so i later i named my 2 cats beri-beri..both beri ofcourse..twas a nice move cuz i jus had 2 say beri 1nc in order 2 call both..both later died of beri beri as i calld them quite frequently cuz i alwz likd pussies..aftr their deaths,i ws sad so i grew up studyn politics in school..n whnvr i ws bored i studied philosophy(p2p sharin)..however no gal ever went 2 a movie wid me cuz it ws impossibl 4 m to not get involvd in aftr movie discussion on empathy,aristotle,universals,messages,relig
ious bigotry and d obligations of cinema as an art form in a materialistic society..i ws a very sentimental guy,i cried in maths class whn my teachr told me dat parallel lines wud nvr meet.i ws devastated,i wantd them 2 meet..but this is lif..
i ws also dull,lazy,lethargic,laid back all at d same time..people envied me for dat....thy wantd 2 b me.thy workd hard on it n i hardly workd..
evry1 ws however alwaz very impressd on the fact how unimpressive i was..it al changd whn i first fell in lov..lov ws d name of d dorm's indian styl toilet whr no1 went durin d nite due 2 dirty reasons(n d reason is looo)..dat ws whn i learnt 2 play safe..
it ws goin safe until i ws 11 n i found my 1st real gal..she didnt lik safe n lovd doin it best in toolsheds,phonebooths,chimneys basically everywhr..she ws tall,slim,buxom,aggressiv n nineteen,there ws lil she hadnt tried..so for tryn lil she pickd me..it ws a heart n back breakn xperienc 4 me,it made me so pissd off that in order 2 get even on all d gals i launchd my 'loser gal' magazine(which consistd of problems gals faced in life)..twas a gr8 succes cuz gals wantd 2 knw wt problems thy face..but d only prob ws d gals wr buyn them secretly widout telln ne1..sinc thy wr buyn in private so i added sm macho manly pics in d magazine sinc it ws private n thy cud do wtevr in their private lif wid all their private stuff n al,i lik privacy cuz u can b real private in privacy..evn savin private ryan ws gud..d succes ws again mindblown ..so i renamed my magazin as 'loose gal',which evn made guys buy it,both straight n gay(straight wantd 2 knw bout gals prob n gays due 2 macho manly pics)... i later sold its rights to cosmopolitan..the rest is history..
whn i turnd 13 i ws afraid cuz 13 is an lucky no. so whn ne 1 askd my age i told i ws 14..so i became d eldest boy of my class..
bein eldest ws fun..n al d gals in my class startd diggn me sinc gals lik old guys..but thr ws this 1 hot gal who i felt didnt lik me..so i askd her y(sinc i ws a stud now) n she told me that shes actually a he pretndn 2 b a she,sinc he lookd lik a she..n evn had hots 4 shes(she ws confusd)..aftr meetn dis lesbian,i went 2 d library 2 do sm more research on dis topic..as d school library had lotsa
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Activist Aspirations Enthusiastic
Political Leaning Depends
Religions hindu, Unitarian-Universalism  
Eating Habits  
Wild Fact About Me i sometimes tend to talk to myself
My Philosophy live life like a ciggarette..u be the smoke up and high,rest ash..!!
What Gives Me Hope me and myself..!!
If I were Mayor, I'd make the world a better place by increase the salary and provide employement.!!.
What/who changed my life and why life's still the same..!!
What Bugs Me imbeciles, mean obnoxious people  
Passions  
Inspirations  
What Scares Me  
  Favorites
Role Models unknown hero's who deserve respect  
Quotation life is too short to regret..!!
Interests entertainment, wildlife, Travel/Adventure, Spirituality/Philosophy, psychology, photography, music, Mind/Body/Spirit, internet, humor, history, environment, computers, Books - Author, At present - getting familiar with north  
Books five point someone, kite runner, outline of philosophy, death of an addict, eleven minutes, twelfth night  
Music "golden oldies", Beethovens's 7th, Enigma- Gravity of Love  
Movies The 6th Sence, Shawshank Redemption, Forrest Gump, Eight Below... cried my eyes out!!, DanceswithWol, Cassandra Crossing  
TV Shows  
Favorite Foods coffee, chocolate, stews and I like alsorts of soups alot, meatloaf--mine, cheese cake, chicken  
Favorite Places Country Life, rainy day!, Any place with snow!  
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