If you can't laugh, there's something wrong, something wrong with you, or both.
What Gives Me Hope
Watching my doggy when she is sleeping, lying on her back. Don't ask me why, but she makes me laugh, and that gives me hope!
If I were Mayor, I'd make the world a better place by
Legalize spaghetti worship.
What/who changed my life and why
The day I spent in the Internally Displaced People's camps in Uganda. They only have to deal with bad water, dry land, alcoholism, abuse, polygamy, sexual abuse, drug use among kids, terrible school system, HIV/AIDS, measles, malaria, meningitis, .... That's all..
Colonel "Bat" Guano: Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: What?
Colonel "Bat" Guano: You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.