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Proof Google is the key to happiness - a Testimonial
Google has enriched my life so much that this testimonial could end up being a rather long one so I’ll try to keep it short.
Google helped me win a wrongful dismissal complaint that ended in a fair settlement. Rumpole of the Bailey I am not, but with Googles help, I was able to represent myself successfully.
Google is now helping me find other employment or self-employment (I can’t fire myself!). Or better yet, I could work from home and reduce my carbon footprint by eliminating lengthy commutes. Google is so environmentally friendly!
Google is helping me to upgrade my typing and office skills, math skills, vocabulary, etc. This not only boosts my intelligence but my self-confidence too. Google is the ultimate Encyclopaedia Britannica and takes up less space. Google is the fastest and most efficient librarian in the Library of the University of Life and best of all, there are no late return fees! Basically, Google allows me to “go back to school” tuition free.
Google helped my kids attain a real love and appreciation for all types of music. Music programs in the public school system are chronically under funded and are either of poor quality or non-existent, but through Google one of my kids taught himself how to play guitar (& he’s damn good if I do say so myself!), the other is learning drums and is also showing a natural talent.
Google has helped me and my family avoid unnecessary surgery, expensive medications and long waits in ERs by finding alternative treatments for whatever it is that is ailing us.
Google has kept us from getting lost in unfamiliar places.
Google helped us track down friends and family whom we’d lost contact with.
Google has helped my family find information about our ancestors that filled in the blanks in the stories of their lives
Google has helped me be a better cook, which my family really appreciates!
Google has helped me get all my Xmas shopping done before Xmas Eve…for a change!
Google has led me to forums -- dragging me out of my propensity for naval gazing. Conversing with others has helped me see life in a different, more positive light and helped put my peeves and problems in proper perspective.
Honestly, what’s not to appreciate about Google? My experience with Google has led to a less stressful, healthier lifestyle, a healthier mind and attitude, a healthier wallet and a healthier planet, all of which makes me very happy! So, for me Google = Happiness.