my glass is half full of baggage, and i am uncomfortable in my own skin. i am a high maintenance, goal disoriented drama king in touch with my outer self, a knight in tarnished armor who thinks outside the box springs. quite the social botfly, i am mr. right now & i keep it surreal. im just a homeless romantic, living life to its foulest.
i like to swim the english channel, ride along on alien abductions, levitate, read minds, flatline, time travel, snake charm, dabble in spontaneous combustion, reanimate, campaign for vampire rights, and visit other dimensions. maybe even yours.
My Philosophy
"chemistry" is nice but alchemy is better; together, the woman i seek and i can turn lead into gold. she's no longer tired of kissing frogs because she has learned that frogs, with their long, limber tongues, are naturally great french kissers.
What Gives Me Hope
when the sun shines whilst big fat warm raindrops pelt my noggin.
If I were Mayor, I'd make the world a better place by
work to stop persecution of people for what they choose to do with their own bodies.
What/who changed my life and why
charles darwin for showing me the origin of the species, and c.s. lewis for giving voice to the mechanism of speciesism.