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Charley Sullivan

"Working to save America from Socialism!"

Louisville, KY, USA
male, age 51
married
Speaks: English only
Joined Aug 17, 2010
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DIVORCE AGREEMENT

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure
 our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.  We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.  You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill. 
We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find. 
You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.  We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem." I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World".

We'll practice trickle down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.
 
Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.  

Would you agree to this?  If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P. S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & Jane Fonda with you.

P. S. S.  And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.


 
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Hometown Avenstoke, KY 
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Birthday Feb 16, 1963  
Languages English only  
About Me I am a simple man. I love my wife, family and pets. I love my nation or what this nation was not so long ago. I am a proud American. I do believe in God and I believe we all we meet him some day. I love Kentucky. I love natural scenery. I am a huge Kentucky Wildcats fan.
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Pets 2 Cats  
Activist Aspirations Casual
Political Leaning Very Conservative
Religions Christian - Baptist  
Eating Habits Low Sodium, Aspiring healthy eater, chocolate, Coffee - Now!, A well balance Died  
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My Philosophy
What Gives Me Hope
If I were Mayor, I'd make the world a better place by
What/who changed my life and why
What Bugs Me Pettiness  
Passions nature, water, trees, The Kentucky Wildcats, MY WIFE!!!, my cats, my family  
Inspirations the beauty of nature, My mother  
What Scares Me  
  Favorites
Role Models My siblings, My Grandparents, My Mom  
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Interests Medicine / Health Care, Travel/Adventure, wildlife, photography, music, movies, fitness, gardening, Body/Personal Care, Antiques/collectibles, computers  
Books the Holy Bible  
Music Easy listening, oldies, new age, Bob Seger, Lynryd Skynryd, Pink Floyd, Classic Rock  
Movies It's a Wonderful Life (1946), Clint Eastwood movies, John Wayne classics, Jimmy Stewart Movies, The Patriot (Mel Gibson), Braveheart, Rain Man, Good Will Hunting, Star Wars, Shawshank Redemption, Dances with Wolves, Forrest Gump  
TV Shows Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Seinfield, M*A*S*H  
Favorite Foods NY Strip, spaghetti, seafood, shrimp, potatoes, chocolate  
Favorite Places KENTUCKY!!!, Red River Gorge KY, Cumberland Gap National Park, Cumberland Falls State Park, Great Smoky Mountains, Panama City Beach Florida  
Can't Live Without My Sweet Girl  
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    Feb 10, 2012 2:41 AM

    Bette M. (91)

    Big Happy Birthday Charley!!

    Wherever you are there once was a forest.
    Plant & protect Danny's trees for life.
    Trees are the lungs of the earth
    .
    Aug 24, 2010 10:58 PM

    Bette M. (91)
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    Plant & protect trees for life......

    Aug 21, 2010 3:54 PM

    Charley S. (8)

    Thank you Bette.


    Aug 21, 2010 3:32 PM

    Bette M. (91)


    Some day the earth will weep,
    she will beg for her life, she will
    cry with tears of blood.
    You will make a choice,
    if you will help her or let her die,
    and when she dies, you will die too.

    Plant & protect trees for life.......
     


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