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Jared Turner

"Hugga Lotsa Trees"

Byron, CA, USA
male, age 21
committed relationship
Speaks: Random Phrases in Other Languages, Vous Ítes d'un air provoquant de Mars, Dos perros con queso, American English
Joined Dec 20, 2008


 
Personal Professional Contact Singles
Joined Dec 20, 2008 Activist Aspirations Enthusiastic 
Here for Meeting Friends, Support a Cause 
Group Host of none yet
Groups DUO for World Peace, Unitarian-Universalists
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Birthday Sept 01, 1992  
Languages Random Phrases in Other Languages, , Dos perros con queso, American English  
About Me
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  Lifestyle
Pets An Energetic Puppy, A Senile Dog  
Activist Aspirations Enthusiastic
Political Leaning Liberal
Religions Atheist with Pagan Leanings, Unitarian-Universalism  
Eating Habits Whatever I Can Get My Hands On  
Wild Fact About Me I can dislocate my thumb easily.
My Philosophy HUGGA TREEEEEE!
What Gives Me Hope Love
If I were Mayor, I'd make the world a better place by
What/who changed my life and why
What Bugs Me Apathy, Arrogance, Ignorance, Pseudostupidity  
Passions Trees, Environment, Music, Life, Romance, Love  
Inspirations Music  
What Scares Me How Much Hate There Is In the World  
  Favorites
Role Models Jesus Christ not as a Religious Figure, My Friends, The Buddha, Eleanor Roosevelt, Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King Jr., Mother Teresa, Rosa Parks, Albert Einstein  
Quotation Allison Reynolds: Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke, your birth date's March 12th, you're 5'9 and a half, you weigh 130 pounds and your social security number is 049380913.
Andrew Clark: Wow. Are you psychic?
Allison Reynolds: No.
Brian Johnson: Well, would you mind telling me how you know all this about me?
Allison Reynolds: I stole your wallet.

Richard Vernon: Well, well. Here we are. You have exactly eight hours and fifty-four minutes to think about why you're here. You may not talk, you will not move from these seats. Any questions?
John Bender: Yeah. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

Allison Reynolds: I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it either.
Claire Standish: You're lying.
Allison Reynolds: I already have. I've done just about everything there is except a few things that are illegal. I'm a nymphomaniac.
Claire Standish: Lie.
Brian Johnson: Are your parents aware of this?
Allison Reynolds: The only person I told was my shrink.
Andrew Clark: And what did he do when you told him?
Allison Reynolds: He nailed me.
Claire Standish: Very nice.
Allison Reynolds: I don't think that from a legal standpoint what he did can be construed as rape, since I paid him.
Claire Standish: He's an adult.
Allison Reynolds: Yeah, he's married too.
Claire Standish: Do you have any idea how completely gross that is?
Allison Reynolds: Well, the first few times...
Claire Standish: The first few times? You mean you did it more than once?
Allison Reynolds: Sure.
Claire Standish: Are you crazy?
Brian Johnson: Obviously she's crazy if she's screwing a shrink.
Allison Reynolds: Have you ever done it?
Claire Standish: I don't even have a psychiatrist.
Allison Reynolds: Have you ever done it with a normal person?
Claire Standish: Didn't we already cover this?
John Bender: You never answered the question.
Claire Standish: Look, I'm not going to discuss my private life with total strangers.
Allison Reynolds: It's kind of a double edged sword isn't it?
Claire Standish: A what?
Allison Reynolds: Well, if you say you haven't, you're a prude. If you say you have you're a slut. It's a trap. You want to but you can't, and when you do you wish you didn't, right?
Claire Standish: Wrong.
Allison Reynolds: Or are you a tease?
Andrew Clark: She's a tease.
Claire Standish: I'm sure. Why don't you just forget it.
Andrew Clark: Oh, you're a tease and you know it. All girls are teases.
John Bender: She's only a tease if what she does gets you hot.
Claire Standish: I don't do anything.
Allison Reynolds: That's why you're a tease.
Claire Standish: OK, let me ask you a few questions.
Allison Reynolds: I already told you everything.
Claire Standish: No. Doesn't it bother you to sleep around without being in love. I mean, don't you want any respect?
Allison Reynolds: I don't screw to get respect. That's the difference between you and me.
Claire Standish: It's not the only difference I hope.
John Bender: Face it, you're a tease.
Claire Standish: I'm NOT a tease.
John Bender: Sure you are. Sex is your weapon. You said it yourself. You use it to get respect.
Claire Standish: No, I never said that she twisted my words around.
John Bender: What do you use it for then?
Claire Standish: I don't use it period.
John Bender: Oh, are you medically frigid or is it psychological?
Claire Standish: I didn't mean it that way. You guys are putting words into my mouth.
John Bender: Well, if you'd just answer the question.
Brian Johnson: Why don't you just answer the question?
Andrew Clark: Be honest.
John Bender: No big deal.
Brian Johnson: Yeah answer it.
Andrew Clark: Answer the question, Claire.
John Bender: Talk to us. Every one: C'mon, answer the question. Come on. Answer it.
John Bender: C'mon, it's easy. It's only one question.
Claire Standish: NO I NEVER DID IT.
Allison Reynolds: I never did it either. I'm not a nymphomaniac. I'm a compulsive liar.
Interests Playing Water Polo, Writing, Reading  
Books Any Fiction Including the Bible  
Music Alternitive, Ska, Punk  
Movies The Princess Bride, The Breakfast Club  
TV Shows SG-1, Angel  
Favorite Foods Bosenberries, Cheese Burgers, Pizza  
Favorite Places Scotland and the Scottish Highlands, Home  
Can't Live Without Love, Air, Water  
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