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"Save the humans from themselves"

Sioux City, IA, USA
male, age 49
committed relationship, 5 children
Speaks: DaNakota
Joined Mar 17, 2008

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...and then the fight started

My wife and I are watching 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' while we were
in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And then the fight started....

********

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for
Social Security
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify
my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and
come back later The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'
And she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
Disability, too'
And then the fight started..... *********As I walked around the Pow-wow circle with my snag, I noticed a familiar face in the woman of the couple passing by, so I said, “Excuse me, do I know you from somewhere?” And then I realized she was a jingle dress dancer, and said, “Oh yeah, I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on – you’re that one dancer!”

****

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed
the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage .
I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a
torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into
the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would
be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into
bed.
I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and
whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband
is out fishing in that?'
And then the fight started ...

****

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'she's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started.....

****

I rear-ended a car this morning.
So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out
of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things
just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it..... He was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started.....

****

At a restaurant my wife and I are at, a waiter takes my order first, “ I'll have 10 oz. steak, medium well, please.” Whren the waiter replied with concern, “Aren't you worried about mad cow?”
“Ah, no, she don’t care what I order.”
And then the fight started.....

****

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel
horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a
compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.

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Hometown	Sioux City Iowa
Homepage	http://www.1851treaty.com
Birthday	April 13, 1960
Languages	DaNakota
About Me	aahhhhhh
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Lifestyle
Pets	Master of three billion humans
Activist Aspirations	Enthusiastic
Political Leaning
Religions	No beliefs - just Sun and Moon!!
Eating Habits	good
Wild Fact About Me	Clean, energetic
My Philosophy	Live and die - and happy in between
What Gives Me Hope	The Sun, the Moon, the Water, the Rocks
If I were Mayor, I'd make the world a better place by	Dissolve all mayors, presidents, kings, gods, and other b.s. and let freedom back to human kind
What/who changed my life and why	Sun came up - changed my life (every day, man)
What Bugs Me	bugs
Passions	Many
Inspirations	Nature
What Scares Me
Favorites
Role Models	Mato Nanji, Cheechoo
Quotation	"Upon the Earth that we walk on, no one can sell it" Tasunke Witko 1875
Interests	Many
Books	Noble Red Man
Music	Indigenous, Battle River, Bear Creek
Movies	Many
TV Shows	Curb
Favorite Foods	Many
Favorite Places	Outside
Can't Live Without	Good health, hockey, good sex
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	Obama Ban Women From Military (Nov 6) Females Killed in Shooting http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/obama-ban-women-from-military With plenty of young men to place in harm&... more »
	An Interview With Mato Nanji ("Indigenous") (Nov 5) By Rachel Lee, The Boston Blues Society, BostonBlues.com http://www.bostonblues.com/stories.php?key=storyIndigenous-Musi c November 2... more »
	Musicians Unite to Close Gitmo (Oct 30) Former Secretary of State, General Colin Powell and former commander of U.S. forces in Iraq General David Petraeus agree. Gen. Powell ... more »
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