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Scott Barta

"Save the humans from themselves"

Sioux City, IA, USA
male, age 54
committed relationship, 5 children
Speaks: DaNakota
Joined Mar 17, 2008
What I Want to Do: I do
Causes: Just because


 
...and then the fight started
My wife and I are watching 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' while we were
in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And then the fight started....

********

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for
Social Security
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify
my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and
come back later The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'
And she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
Disability, too'
And then the fight started.....
*********As I walked around the Pow-wow circle with my snag, I noticed a familiar face in the woman of the couple passing by, so I said, “Excuse me, do I know you from somewhere?” And then I realized she was a jingle dress dancer, and said, “Oh yeah, I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on – you’re that one dancer!”

****

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed
the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage .
I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a
torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into
the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would
be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into
bed.
I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and
whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband
is out fishing in that?'
And then the fight started ...

****

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'she's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started.....

****

I rear-ended a car this morning.
So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out
of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things
just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it..... He was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started.....

****

At a restaurant my wife and I are at, a waiter takes my order first, “ I'll have 10 oz. steak, medium well, please.” Whren the waiter replied with concern, “Aren't you worried about mad cow?”
“Ah, no, she don’t care what I order.”
And then the fight started.....

****

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel
horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a
compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.

 
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Joined Mar 17, 2008 Activist Aspirations Enthusiastic 
Here for Meeting Friends, Professional Connections, Support a Cause, Other 
Group Host of
IndigenousMusic.net (1) Pollution Stopped on Great Plains (1)
War Crimes Trails Against Bush/Clinton (1) obama Free Peltier (1)
Groups Conni's Place, DUO for World Peace, IndigenousMusic.net, Pollution Stopped on Great Plains, Sex Alcohol Drugs I don't, War Crimes Trails Against Bush/Clinton, obama Free Peltier
Hometown Sioux City Iowa 
Homepage http://www.1851treaty.com  
Birthday April 13, 1960  
Languages DaNakota  
About Me aahhhhhh
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  Lifestyle
Pets Master of three billion humans  
Activist Aspirations Enthusiastic
Political Leaning
Religions No beliefs - just Sun and Moon!!  
Eating Habits good  
Wild Fact About Me Clean, energetic
My Philosophy Live and die - and happy in between
What Gives Me Hope The Sun, the Moon, the Water, the Rocks
If I were Mayor, I'd make the world a better place by Dissolve all mayors, presidents, kings, gods, and other b.s. and let freedom back to human kind
What/who changed my life and why Sun came up - changed my life (every day, man)
What Bugs Me bugs  
Passions Many  
Inspirations Nature  
What Scares Me  
  Favorites
Role Models Mato Nanji, Cheechoo  
Quotation "Upon the Earth that we walk on, no one can sell it" Tasunke Witko 1875
Interests Many  
Books Noble Red Man  
Music Indigenous, Battle River, Bear Creek  
Movies Many  
TV Shows Curb  
Favorite Foods Many  
Favorite Places Outside  
Can't Live Without Good health, hockey, good sex  
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    Happy Birthday !


    Good Morning Scott,
    Happy Easter
    Happy Spring !
    I wish for you
    Happy Everything !
    Smiles ~ Alice
     

     


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    Happy Saturady Leopard
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    Mar 27, 2009 4:20 PM

    Alice C. (1797)


    Hello Scott ~ Glad to be friends !

    The New Jersey Gardening/Farming Meetup Group is planning a Pot luck ~ Earthday Celebration on April 19th starting at 1pm at Basil Brook Organic Pharm. There will be entertainment, free table set up space for crafters, artists and other Meetup groups. There's also plenty of room for those who wish to campout for the night and a hiking trail runs through the back of the farm along the brook.

    Please visit our new site:


    http://www.meetup.com/New-Jersey-Gardening-Farming-Meetup-Group/


    Yours for a clean and safe energy future! Alice


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