Im a feminist and a dork, and proud of it, there is nothing wrong with being a dork, or a feminist or being both at the same time, just look at me, nothing wrong with me, na, just kidding, lots of weird things going on over here :)
Moe: Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.
Willie in French class: Bonjour, ye cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys!
Homer: They have the internet on computers now!
Marge: C'mon, Homer, Japan will be fun. You like Rashomon.
Homer: That's not how I remember it. Besides, if we wanted to see Japanese people we could have gone to the zoo!
Marge: Homer!
Homer: What? The guy who washes the elephants is Japanese. His name is Takashi! He's in my book club!
Homer: Save me Jebus!
Homer: Florida? But that's America's wang.
Record Book: Springfield is now the fattest city in the U.S.
Homer: Woo hoo! In your face, Milwaukee!
Homer is staring at Carmen Electra's chest
Carmen Electra: Homer, my face is up here.
Homer: I've made my choice.
Moe: Uh, how do I say this without being offensive? Marge there ain't enough booze in this place to make you look good.
Ned: And I guess I'm just a caveman. If they existed. Which they didn't.
Homer: As the Bible says, "Screw that!"
Homer Simpson: Mmmm... unprocessed fish sticks.
Dr. Hibbert: Another broccoli-related death.
Marge: But I thought broccoli was—
Dr. Hibbert: Oh yes. One of the deadliest plants on earth. It tries to warn you itself with its terrible taste.
Homer: When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
Homer: I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!
Homer: Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
Mr Burns: Ooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans!
Principal Skinner: Order, order. Do you kids wanna be like the real UN or do you just wanna squabble and waste time?
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