If you are here, then either something is wrong with you, OR you've heard of me (Amei) and my friend Essro who write stories. This is the only e-mail that people can talk to us on so HA! How we describe ourselves... hm... Well, how about we are opposites?
Amei: When you wish upon a star, your wish may come true... Unless it's actually a meteor coming for Earth, then you're screwed no matter what you wish for, unless it's death by meteor