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People > Photos > Gallery: Megan M. > Album: Jakey the wonder dawg > i now know his secret...
i now know his secret...

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Date: 06/26/01

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adorable alien ate cute growing mixed mystery poor

im sure other dog (cat, rat, bird, snake, rabbit, fish...whatever) owners have noticed how unimaginaly cute their critter is...i think i may have solved the mystery behind just how cute they are...they are actually full of mutant tadpole DNA. these mutant tadpoles got out of hand and began growing hair, they then made their way to the poor helpless animals of our household and with their mutant alien tadpole powers they began sucking up cuteness from anything and everything they came across...but being so small our household pets decided to simply eat the little creatures...from the inside the mutant tadpole DNA mixed with the DNA of whomever ate them, cuteness spread throughout their bodies and made even the strangest bodily functions cute ie, sneezing. that would explain Jakey's adorable little face...and maybe even your little creature...