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People > Photos > Gallery: Ari Kolman > Album: Cute Cuddly Kaos > Ahh Kitty Your So Fine, You’re So Fine You Blow My Mind.
Ahh Kitty Your So Fine, You’re So Fine You Blow My Mind.

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Date: 06/22/09

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Time to answer some Questions about Kitties.. “Q” is for Question, “A” is for Anwer… Q: How do you get milk from a cat? A: Steal its saucer. Q: What do you call a cat who does tricks? A: A magic kit. Q: What do you call a cat penny? A: A purr cent. Q: Why did the cats sell their homes? A: The neighbourhood had gone to the dogs. Q: Where does a cat hang its wash? A: On a feline. Q: When does the weather go splash! splash! meow! woof? A: When it's raining cats and dogs. Q: Why did the dog and cat go toot! toot? A: They were trumpets. Q: Why did the cat like to go bowling? A: He was an alley cat. Q: What do alien cats like to have for breakfast? A: A flying saucer of milk. Q: What do submarine cats use to see underwater? A: A purriscope. Q: What do English cats drink in the afternoon? A: Kit-tea. Q: Why did Mrs. Cat go to the beauty parlour? A: She wanted to get a purrmanent. Q: Why did everyone like Tom Cat? A: He was very purrsonable. Q: How do you call a barber cat? A: Yell..."Hair Kitty?" Q: Why was the baby kitten so irritable? A: It needed a cat nap. Q: What kind of cat goes boom! boom? A: A tom tom cat. Q: Where did the lonely cat run an ad? A: In the purrsonal column of the newspaper. Q: What grows in a marsh and meows? A: Cattails. Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? A: To a Meowseum. Q: What kind of cat had eight legs? A: An octo-puss! Q: When is it unlucky to have a black cat cross your path? A: When you're a mouse! Q: What do kittens like to put on their Vegi-Burgers? A: Catsup.. Q: What's another name for a cat burglar? A: A purr-snatcher! Q: What award can a dramatic feline hope to win? A: An A-cat-emy Award! Q: What do you call what cats read to stay up-to-date? A: The Daily Meows Purr-per. Q: What do you call the place where cats look up library books? A: The card cat-alog. Q: What do you call a lemon-eating cat? A: A Sour puss! Q: What do you call an urban feline? A: A city kitty! Q: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed the ball of yarn? A: She had mittens! And last but not least: I gave my cat a bath today. He seemed to like it, but I wasn't too crazy about it. His fur sticks to my tongue. Hahahahaa… LOL!! Muawwww… Those were my favourites from an online site called: http://www.kittens-lair.net/cat-humor/short-cat-jokes.html .. Have a Purrrfect Day Today…