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Oct 27, 2009

I went to the staffroom one day
For a nice cup of tea during play
But a troll had got in
And was making a din
Even though he had nothing to say.

There was a young lady from Ickenham
Who went on a bus-trip to Twickenham.
She drank too much beer,
Which made her feel queer,
So she took off her boots and was sick-in-'em.

A mosquito was heard to complain,
'A chemist has poisoned my brain!'
The cause of his sorrow
was paradichloro-

There once was an old man from Esser,
Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser.
  It at last grew so small,
  He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a college professor.

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Posted: Tuesday October 27, 2009, 1:12 pm
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Kim O. (51)
Wednesday February 17, 2010, 11:23 pm
HA! I love this, I wish I could tell my preschoolers this one. Thae would get a kick out of it!

Marta V. (23)
Friday January 14, 2011, 7:27 am
jijiji, really funny!

Wolfgang W. (198)
Saturday November 16, 2013, 8:58 am
A flea and a fly in a flue,

Were caught, so what could they do?

Said the fly, "Let us flee."

"Let us fly," said the flea.

So they flew through a flaw in the flue.


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