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Top 10 rejection lines by women (and what they really mean)
Dec 1, 2005

10.(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")
9. (You are one jurassic geezer.)
8. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)
7.(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
6.(who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).
5. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.)
4. (It's not me, it's you.)
3. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)
...and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually means)
1. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing)

  1. 1. Let's be friends.
  2. I'm celibate.
  3. I'm concentrating on my career.
  4. It's not you, it's me.
  5. I don't date men where I work.
  6. I've got a boyfriend
  7. My life is too complicated right now.
  8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
  9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
10. I think of you as a brother.
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Posted: Thursday December 1, 2005, 8:40 pm
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