1. It's legal to sleep in any position in all 50 states.
  2. Your teddy bear never complains.
  3. While sleeping, you can have sex with anyone you want.
  4. Sleep can last a good eight hours. (or even more)
  5. You can sleep in church.
  6. You don't need to sleep after sleeping.
  7. You don't have to pay for sleep.
  8. You won't complain in the morning about not getting any.
  9. No one will start rumors about how much you sleep.
10. You don't feel guilty about doing it alone.