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Dec 2, 2005

  1. I could have sworn I heard the can opener.
  2. Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths?
  3. Why doesn't the government do something about dogs?
  4. I wonder if Morris really liked 9-Lives, or did he have ULTERIOR motives?
  5. Hmmm ... If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can't we cats ever get these STUPID dogs to do anything for us?
  6. This looks like a good spot for a nap.
  7. Hey -- no kidding, I'm sure that's the can opener.
  8. Would humans have built a vast and complex civilization of their own if we cats hadn't given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place?
  9. If there's a God, how can He allow neutering?
10. If that really was the can opener, I'll play finicky just to let THEM know who's boss!
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Posted: Friday December 2, 2005, 4:52 pm
Tags: cats telling cat thanks truth the what for about think. [add/edit tags]

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Monica Candelaria (8)
Thursday December 8, 2005, 4:05 pm

sonya klady (4)
Monday December 12, 2005, 8:26 am
very amusing

Past Member (0)
Saturday December 17, 2005, 7:28 pm
thanks for sharing your happy pappy kitty cat

Katherine C. (56)
Sunday December 18, 2005, 1:36 pm
1. Oh boy, Daddy's home!
2. Cody better not even look at me.
3. Where's Mom with my catnip?
4. Did somebody say "Supper"?
5. They won't dare try to get this fluffy while I'm laying on it.
6. How loud can I make Mommy scream if I bite her this time?
7. Was that the sound of the treat bag?
8. Life sure is grand with me being King.
9. I wonder when Mom will notice that I'm clawing her new recliner?
10. I wish Mom would get out of that chair so I can have her warm spot for my nap.

James Gamble (5)
Tuesday December 20, 2005, 7:52 pm

Wendy B. (51)
Saturday December 31, 2005, 2:49 am
Very cute! :D Thanks!
... and noone should ever forget "I haven't made my Mum a nice warm hairball for a while!" .. ;)
... or perhaps that's just mine!
And perhaps more fitting for the Season:
"I *WILL* conquer this Christmas Tree!"


Ingrid C. (50)
Monday January 9, 2006, 11:32 am
Very cute! Also, things I learned from my cat: Make the world your playground, fun is where you find it. Whenever you make a mess, cover it up.

Sharron Giles (23)
Monday January 16, 2006, 8:54 am
My Dads cat thinks about how she can make it clear that she rules the household.............not him.

Patti H. (3)
Thursday January 26, 2006, 1:20 pm
Like you, am also a cat owner.My cat is a calico whom I call Ms Bessie. I don't have any special reasons behind that name except for the time I scolded her for getting in my plants, and if you could have seen the way she looked at me, was as though in her mind she was saying "You talking to me? They call me Ms Bessie!" It amazes when how just out of the blue, a burst of energy hits her, and away she goes like the speed of light all through the house.Then after several moments goes back to her favorite spot on the end of my couch and returns to her cat nap that was suddenly interrupted by her "Hebbie Jebbies" as I call it.She is only five months old, but I can honestly say she is the boss of this house.

Kriss M. (7)
Friday February 10, 2006, 9:38 am
I can think of a few for you since I have a cat also.
1) Hey are they cleaning my litter box, great as soon as there done I can finally go.
2) Do you think she knows I'm just rubbing my sent on her?
3) I'll lay on the back of the couch while she reads and see how many times I can stick my tail in her face before she kicks me off. I love this game!
4) Hey I'm happy right where I am, I'm not going to move! Yeah that's my name, but I'm not moving.
5) Go peel me a mouse.
6) Look theres a bug on the wall, hey there's a bug on the wall, anyone going to get it? Fine I'll get it if I jump from here I should be able to reach it and then just slide down the wall.
7) Itch my belly, come on itch my belly, haha- got you again you itch my belly and I get to bite your hand love this game!!

Sally S. (0)
Friday February 24, 2006, 11:29 am
Since I have become disabled my cats (3) have become my life. They are one of the best creatures God ever created.

Saffron Yarbrough (1)
Tuesday February 28, 2006, 12:43 am
i like your thinking cat owners soon start to think like thier cats and what if cats think like us soon they know all of the loops to get to us knowing we will do anything for them l.o.l. they know what to do to get ower attention and play cute so we will watch them they are the king and queens they do rule the earth and they know that.

Past Member (0)
Monday March 6, 2006, 10:03 am
Hm this is the dog. The cat is in the closet, we haven`t seen him since!

staci stark (0)
Tuesday March 14, 2006, 3:57 pm
This is adorable! I especially like #2. :)

Jen The Ophiologist (64)
Tuesday April 4, 2006, 9:10 pm
Don't forget:

"Ooh, Mommy's putting her shoes on and opening the door! That must mean I should try and wiggle outside while she's trying to go to work!"

Tara Fenlon (7)
Tuesday May 2, 2006, 7:28 am
Adorable Thanks!

Tara Fenlon (7)
Tuesday May 2, 2006, 7:29 am
Adorable Thanks!

Ruth T. (257)
Friday May 26, 2006, 8:01 pm
Cute...but you forgot..."It's 2 a.m,time to wake up Mom and get my chin scratched."

Kendra Judd (0)
Friday June 2, 2006, 6:09 am
I can tell time and I see that it is time to feed me.

Robin Donnelly (3)
Friday June 2, 2006, 9:23 am
HAving two cats of my own, I think this rings true with every cat lover and it is quite cute! Thanks for sharing!

Robin (Swtangkiss)

Tuesday June 27, 2006, 6:31 pm
I know how to wake up the master in the morning pounce on her bladder, watch her reaction.

catherine Buchanan (113)
Saturday July 29, 2006, 12:48 pm
too cute!

Ila Vazquez (3)
Thursday August 10, 2006, 12:18 pm
Cats think "I wonder what they're giving the dog to eat?"

Terese Erving (5)
Saturday September 16, 2006, 11:05 am
i swear my cat thinks she is human...have you ever seen a cat eat pringle chips or ride around on a paper does i love her dearly my bets friend

Ellen W. (1)
Thursday October 5, 2006, 9:09 am
Lol, this is too funny...only my sisters cat thinks, how can I get this frickin dog outta here>????

Marianne Pisarski (0)
Saturday October 28, 2006, 2:59 pm
My cat found me the first week i moved to a new apartment; she had been abandoned and out in the parking lot just looking for someone to feed her and take her in. Now she rules the roost. You can see it in her eyes: "I reign supreme and you can't do anything about it!" and the killer is - she's right...I love her so much!

Ebany K. (42)
Thursday November 2, 2006, 12:16 pm
Very good! Love the photo!

Lisa Northam (9)
Wednesday December 20, 2006, 9:06 am
I have two kittens, females, oh my goodness, they sleep all day and romp all night, But they are my angels, it is if they know when I am down, and they refuse to allow me to wallow in my stuff, they jump all over me actually chew on my hair, and they are truly my angels.

Royce Penstinger (21)
Tuesday January 2, 2007, 6:09 pm
We recently had to put our dear BOO down, so we now only have seven feline critters in, around and about. They let us know regularly that it is their HOUSE, but that we are allowed to stay here as long as we take proper care of them. On mumber six....with our cats, it would be, "I never met a nap I didn't like."

Emile M. (0)
Sunday January 21, 2007, 3:11 pm
This is too funny. But to be honest cats really do act like they own the universe.

Angela L. (61)
Saturday February 17, 2007, 3:01 am
Very cute! I have 4 silly cats and they are crazy. One has a different meow for each critter he sees from the window (my favorite is the "pee meow" alerting me the stray male tomcat is outside spraying)He also fetches his toy and drops it at my feet when it's playtime. And he loves DONUTS..I don't believe the thought that they can't taste sweet stuff. My big Maine Coon kitty will prove otherwise. And when I try to make the bed..the kitties jump right on it everytime! Anyone else do this?

Debbie Parker (0)
Thursday February 22, 2007, 5:37 am
this is so cute plus the comments are great!!! I;m a big cat lover I have 4 cats that run my house,my husband,and me!!!They fight for my attention and they each have their own special way to show their love for me!!!

Kari D. (192)
Wednesday March 14, 2007, 11:39 am
Good 1-I often wondered what goes on in that fuzzy little head

David Swales (96)
Monday March 19, 2007, 4:07 pm
Good morning

Bridget Kotchie (1)
Tuesday March 20, 2007, 9:54 am
So after all these years of beeing owned by cats, I now KNOW just what they think. I shall look at them in a differeny light now!.Bridget Kotchie(United Kingdom)

Paul Walsh (93)
Monday April 30, 2007, 5:46 am
Gotta love it

Zconstruction X. (13)
Tuesday May 22, 2007, 6:48 pm
Ain't it the truth! I have lived with cats all my life, and I have experienced the "can opener" phenomenon more than once.

Kristy Henderson (8)
Wednesday June 6, 2007, 6:37 am
1. If I meow with great angst maybe they will let me out.
2. Why do they not appreciate the kills I leave for them by the side door?
3. Mom talks about my karma. What is karma?
4. I can't stay comfortable. Why do humans move so much in their sleep?
5. A box! I love boxes. Why do my humans laugh at me?
6. Water! I am all wet! What did I do to deserve this thing called a bath?!
7. I slipped and fell. What embarrassment. The human saw. I must make like I meant to do it.
8. It is dark. I need comfort, attention and petting. The human sleeps and I wake her. Why is she so grumpy?
9. I try to bathe my human, but it is too weird. She has no fur! Poor human.
10. It is dark and the humans sleep. Time to play! Let's go get the dog too.

Ginny Pendas (19)
Thursday June 7, 2007, 7:18 pm
Very Cute!

AM M. (3)
Wednesday June 13, 2007, 7:44 pm
1) Stupid dog...
2) Im hungry. Would you please hurry and fench my meal? Im dying here! This is really a torment!
3) Where will I nap... here or there? mmmh? There. Over the keyboard is just fine.
4) I wonder how this "dog" can be so stupid.
5) Come on human slave! I want my bed warm!
6) I wonder how these slaves can make so much noise
7) STOP MOVING you human slave!!!
8) And if you just could get your legs closer so I can get more confortable, please?
9) I wonder when my human slave will get ride of that stupid and completely unnecessary dog.
10) Scratch me. NOW.

Past Member (0)
Thursday June 28, 2007, 12:11 pm
for my cats I would add:
1. when is she coming home?!
2. I hope this isn't the day for subcutaneous fluids!
3. what will be the next move of that squirrel?
4. what's the best way to get her out of bed?
5. how can a can opener open anything else that isn't cat food???? Aren't they only made to open cat food cans???
6. Why didn't she clean the litter box this morning???
7. When will she clean the litter box?
8. why is she standing under running water in the bath tub??
8. why can't I stay out all night like other cats??
9. what is she doing up there on the counter top??

Past Member (0)
Thursday June 28, 2007, 12:11 pm
for my cats I would add:
1. when is she coming home?!
2. I hope this isn't the day for subcutaneous fluids!
3. what will be the next move of that squirrel?
4. what's the best way to get her out of bed?
5. how can a can opener open anything else that isn't cat food???? Aren't they only made to open cat food cans???
6. Why didn't she clean the litter box this morning???
7. When will she clean the litter box?
8. why is she standing under running water in the bath tub??
8. why can't I stay out all night like other cats??
9. what is she doing up there on the counter top??

Past Member (0)
Thursday July 26, 2007, 8:55 am
Yrs. ago my himmy (Himalayan) cat would come and sit in front of me and just stare and stare straight at me, like "Where's my dinner? I want it NOW!" Another time I'd bought new slippers, a dark blue, and it was funny how the cat would keep looking at them, as if something wasn't right. Don't think they haven't noticed when something is new.

Katie S. (6)
Friday September 28, 2007, 7:35 am
thats true but no one will ever know until a cat can actually talk its cute the pic i mean

Past Member (0)
Tuesday November 13, 2007, 7:57 pm
Funny. ;o)

Melanie Kozik (0)
Saturday December 8, 2007, 6:43 pm

pretty good typing for a cat ;}

Bobbie I. (32)
Tuesday March 11, 2008, 8:26 am
:D excellent sounds like my cats in action x

Past Member (0)
Sunday March 23, 2008, 9:55 am
Funny and possible true!

Kristi K. (28)
Friday April 11, 2008, 7:51 pm
so funny, yet so true!!!!!!!!!

Pamela WILLIS (179)
Monday April 14, 2008, 7:29 pm
so cute

Jacquie S. (22)
Friday June 20, 2008, 11:04 pm
cute :)

Bob F. (10)
Tuesday November 11, 2008, 1:49 pm
Canned food again, I would rather have a mouse burger.

Fred Smilek (77)
Tuesday January 13, 2009, 7:38 am
Ha, ha, ha, that's really cute. I can completely relate to #6!

Fred Smilek

Fred Smilek is the acting president of the Society to Save Endangered Species. It was founded in 2006 by Fred Smilek along with his two best friends Charles and Jonathan.

Sheila C. (0)
Sunday January 3, 2010, 4:52 am
I Just got a cat a month ago and I also strongly believe they have their own thoughts!!!!

Saturday January 16, 2010, 5:58 pm
This was very a-MEW-sing!!! I loved it!

Yanti NA (2)
Sunday February 7, 2010, 7:46 pm
lol...... good ones!

Allie M. (0)
Saturday April 10, 2010, 2:03 pm
Hehe. That is probably what my cat thinks about.

Kaela McDonald (9)
Sunday April 18, 2010, 1:04 pm
This is cute.

April Theberge (2)
Wednesday April 21, 2010, 11:47 am
This is great!

Green P. (3)
Saturday June 19, 2010, 10:57 am
I don't understand number 4, but I do like number 3.

Dorothy Ferguson (32)
Friday October 15, 2010, 5:33 pm
This is cute!

Brian M. (202)
Wednesday March 16, 2011, 10:02 am
My kitty is gob-smacked by curtains. She can't seem to manage her way through them to enjoy sitting in the window. Either we have to open the curtains partially for her or she just rages her way through...usually bringing the curtains down with her. Yikes!

An O. (12)
Thursday May 26, 2011, 11:43 am
I'm sure my parent's cats think similar things.

Megan W. (0)
Sunday May 29, 2011, 1:16 am
Aww cute :)

Zazgyva A. (0)
Sunday August 14, 2011, 10:21 am
that's sweet

Jennifer M. (47)
Sunday September 11, 2011, 8:35 pm
Yes that sounds like my cats-they were trained-whenever they were playing hide and seek with me-I'd just turn on thee electric can opener and wham! Instant kitty cats lol

Angie M. (3)
Friday January 27, 2012, 9:58 am
cute :-)

Viola Cupps (0)
Monday June 25, 2012, 2:45 pm
Eat, sleep, look out the window, find the litter box, sleep, get pet, sleep, meow, sleep, stare at owner, sleep.

This is my description of my cat Elvira

PAM s. (35)
Wednesday May 8, 2013, 6:46 pm

Sarah Baker (55)
Friday January 10, 2014, 7:32 am
You forgot the " if I fits I sits" and "yes it's 3 am, so it's totally playtime!"


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