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Why Baseball IS Better Than Sex
Dec 3, 2005

Is it possible? Can sex really be better than the game we love or will our national pastime win during the final at-bat?

The following "reasons" were plucked from internet news groups by Baseball Almanac over the years and put together in what we believe is the top ten reasons Why Baseball IS Better Than Sex.

Why Baseball IS Better Than Sex

The Top Ten

RankReason
10.It is legal to play professionally.
9.You can count on it at least four times a week.
8.You have a coach to tell you when to advance.
7.When you are tired, you always get relieved.
6.If you strike out once, you always have two more chances for a hit.
5.Up to four people can score at once.
4.Pop ups are frequent.
3.30,000 people cheer when you score.
2.After seven innings, you get to stretch.
1.You can get a home run without any foreplay.
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Posted: Saturday December 3, 2005, 1:23 pm
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Joshua C. (0) 		Wednesday May 13, 2009, 11:12 pm
Baseball has been a part of American life since it was invented in the mid of eighteen century. And as the world revolves, baseball also innovates however, not is all for good. Manny Ramirez seems to have controversy follow him wherever he goes. He angered and alienated fans in Boston (despite helping them to World Series titles in 2004 and 2007) and was traded in 2008 to the Los Angeles Dodgers. Well, now he'll be sitting out for a third of a season, as he has tested positive for performance enhancing drugs, netting a 50 game suspension. He won't need payday loans, but he's the latest addition to a list of big names in Major League Baseball to take steroids. Oddly enough, the kind he took is used to treat female infertility. His agent had no comment, but many would get out credit cards to see Manny Ramirez suspended indefinitely.



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