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Blog: Why Baseball IS Better Than Sex  



Is it possible? Can sex really be better than the game we love or will our national pastime win during the final at-bat?

The following "reasons" were plucked from internet news groups by Baseball Almanac over the years and put together in what we believe is the top ten reasons Why Baseball IS Better Than Sex.

Why Baseball IS Better Than Sex

The Top Ten

RankReason
10.It is legal to play professionally.
9.You can count on it at least four times a week.
8.You have a coach to tell you when to advance.
7.When you are tired, you always get relieved.
6.If you strike out once, you always have two more chances for a hit.
5.Up to four people can score at once.
4.Pop ups are frequent.
3.30,000 people cheer when you score.
2.After seven innings, you get to stretch.
1.You can get a home run without any foreplay.

Posted: Saturday December 3, 2005, 1:23 pm
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