A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon." Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Colliseum." The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics." The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire." And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!" The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women!"
A first-grade teacher,
Ms. Brooks, was having
trouble with one of her
students. The teacher
asked, "Harry,
what's your
problem?" Harry
answered, "I'm
too smart for the 1st
grade. My sister is in
the 3rd grade and I'm
smarter...
John is the kind of guy
you love to hate. He is
always in a good mood and
always has something
positive to say. When
someone would ask him how
he was doing, he would
reply, "If I were
any better, I would be
twins!" He was a
natural motivator...
Just in case you need a
laugh:Remember it takes a
college degree to fly a
plane, but only a high
school diploma to fix
one. Reassurance
for those of us who fly
routinely in our
jobs.After every flight,
Qantas pilots fill out a
form, called a &qu...
It was October and the
Indians on a remote
reservation asked their
new Chief if the coming
winter was going to be
cold or mild. Since he
was a Chief in a modern
society he had never been
taught the old secrets.
When he looked at the sky
he couldn'...
SAN FRANCISCO -- An
accident-plagued stretch
of the San
Francisco-Oakland Bay
Bridge saw its first
fatality Monday when the
driver of a speeding big
rig lost control and the
truck plummeted 200 feet
from the span,
authorities said.
TEHRAN, Iran -- Iran
accused three detained
Americans of spying
Monday, signaling Tehran
intends to put them on
trial. It drew a sharp
U.S. response that the
charges are baseless
because the hikers
strayed across the border
from Iraq.
DULUTH, Minn. --
Prosecutors charged the
co-owner of a Hermantown
construction company with
allegedly assaulting a
construction worker with
a backhoe. The criminal
complaint said a
48-year-old man told
investigators he wanted
to "nudge" the victim,
bu...
Investigative officials
say the Army psychiatrist
accused of the Fort Hood
massacre will be charged
by the U.S. military
rather than in a civilian
court.
BERLIN -- Ulrich Sauff
and his wife stared at
the mammoth domino pieces
marking the path where
the Berlin Wall once
stood and reminisced
about life in the
barrier's shadow.
Message: Church Mom on the Mend by Selaine D.
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Church Mom in recovery
8-Aug-09
The name Church Mom has
been given to this
homeless girl because she
spends most of her time
around the courtyard in
front of
Panajachel’s
Catholic church.
She has always been one
of our favorite stree... more
Message: petition;?:(? by John S.
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— I’d make a petition
but know not whom to
address or what to ask
for in the petition?:(?In
any case their reply in
silence or boilerplate
like politicians
indicative of
indifference tells me
more than their actual
activity financed by me,
you, al... more
Message: daily Bible verse by Ingrid F.
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— But it is the spirit in a
man, the breath of the
Almighty, that gives him
understanding.Job 32:8 more
Message: ORDER COOKIES TO HELP SAVE THE BISON! by Vicky a.
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Message: Sammie needs you today by Its Meow or Nev A.
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— Sammie was born feral and
we've done a lot to make
sure she's adoptable. She
is still very shy but
very gentle, like her
mama, Kira. Because she
has spent most of her
young life running away
from people, her first
instinct is to hide from
you, but onc... more
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