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Nov 3, 2006

A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day  
discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes  
the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."  
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the  
Colliseum." 
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced  
mathematics."  
The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the  
Roman Empire."   And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he   thinks will end the discussion.  
With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"  
The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians  
who introduced it to women!"  
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Posted: Friday November 3, 2006, 11:13 am
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