- We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
"Join Our Fast Paced Company"
- We have no time to train you.
"Casual Work Atmosphere"
- We don't pay enough to expect that you will dress up.
"Must be Deadline Oriented"
- You will be six months behind schedule on your first day.
"Some Overtime Required"
- Some time each night, some time each weekend.
"Duties will Vary"
- Anyone in the office can boss you around.
"Must have an Eye for Detail"
- We have no quality control.
"Seeking Candidates with a Wide Variety of Experience"
- You will need to replace three people who just left.
"Problem Solving Skills a Must"
- You are walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
Haven't heard a word from anyone out there.
Your first task is to find out what is going on.