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Dec 17, 2006

Looking at the World Sideways
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?

 Can you still tell someone to ‘Put it where the sun don't shine’ in a nudist colony?

If an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God?

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs?

What’s a question with no answer called?

What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?

Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?

When you say someone is as ‘Cute as a button’, is that supposed to be a compliment since buttons aren’t really cute?

When popping microwave popcorn, what happens if you put this side up face down?

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it?

Why is Bra singular and Panties plural?

If “Ignorance is bliss’, why aren’t more people happy?

If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren't you being judgmental yourself?

Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?

Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up "there" anyway?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?

Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?

What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?

If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be underwhelmed, but can you just be whelmed?

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!






 
                                                         
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Master Rena Spork Innocenti (19)
Sunday December 17, 2006, 5:28 pm
good questions.

Kim K. (314)
Friday March 23, 2007, 6:31 am
If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
My Guess,..Yes, he's probably going the wrong way,.smiles,.Good questions..

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