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Jun 18, 2011

Ancient Medicinal Marijuana the MMJ USA Series Episode 1.
Tangible evidence that Medicinal Marijuana was in use in the middle east over 1600 years ago was discovered in 1993 when Israeli scientist scraped some residue from the skeletal remains of an ancient 14 yr old girl who had died in childbirth. It seems her nurses gave her this ancient remedy to aid with the contractions as well as mitigate the pain. The finger pointers (i am sure) have already extended their digits to accuse the herb of possibly contributing to the death of the underage labor laden maiden, or at least suggest that is was a antiquated idiots attempt at medicine. Clearly the patient is dead. Well, the truth in the matter is the poor girl died from Narrow Tunnel Syndrome (or NTS) the primary symptom being a pelvis too small to deliver a child 
naturally. So perhaps it might be more appropriate to point the finger at the Republicans of Antiquity for refusing to allow the distribution of sheep’sintestine at the local Bedouin high school or the philandering ways of that one rich kid who drove a really cool camel with racing stripes and 3 humps. My point is that way back in the days before hormone laced Vitamin D milk a 14 yr female often didn’t yet have those child baring hips and c-sections in the middle of the desert more often then not go awry.

Now a confession: The National Police Headquarters in Israel and the Israel Antiquities Authority forensic division confessed knowledge of marijuana as a medicine in use prior to 1,600 B.C. in Egyptian, Assyrian, Greek and Roman records to include the medicinal journals of the day.

My confession: there is no such thing as Narrow Tunnel Syndrome (or NTS). I took my journalistic liberties to MAKE IT UP!! So, please don’t try to Google it. Here is to Freedom of Speech and the integrity of journalism.

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Posted: Saturday June 18, 2011, 7:57 pm
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Marco Galli (71)
Saturday June 25, 2011, 5:34 am
Joan Brava! The ancient Romans used during childbirth, burn a lot of marijuana, to decrease the suffering of parturients, were not as stupid as the Romans today, those of the offices of government and politics.
Today these women in labor would be brought in prison, as some boys suffering from MS, arrested for growing a few plants on terrace for medicine use.
Today in Israel, in some homes for the elderly, is given marijuana to reduce the symptoms of Alzheimer's: Instead in Italy, filling the old persons to psychotropic chimical drugs (renders these such as zombies) and politicians think wich this is correct!
The best quality of marijuana that keeps the brain active, politicians should fumarne kilos, so, finaly they would make laws with a sense, and they would think less to young pussy!

Marco Galli (71)
Saturday June 25, 2011, 5:42 am
Joan Brava! The ancient Romans used during childbirth, burn a lot of marijuana, to decrease the suffering of parturients, were not as stupid as the Romans today, those of the offices of government and politics.
Today these women in labor would be brought in prison, as some boys suffering from MS, arrested for growing a few plants on terrace for medicine use.
Today in Israel, in some homes for the elderly, is given marijuana to reduce the symptoms of Alzheimer's: Instead in Italy, filling the old persons to psychotropic chimical drugs (renders these such as zombies) and politicians think wich this is correct!
The best quality of marijuana that keeps the brain active, politicians should smoke kilos of her, so, finaly they would make laws with a sense, and they would think less to young pussy!
Maybe it is more correct!?

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