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Agnes N.

Date: Tuesday, January 24, 2012, 9:08 PM Subject: my news, petitions, smiles


 

Hi..!!  Dear friends
time run so fast..tomorrow is Wednesday again

hope a day make you happy

I have a joke at the bottom page..
here is my news to note hope some will interest friends
http://www.care2.com/news/member/739004526?sort=submitted


here for who love to Click free to donate, sign petitions and want to share with your friends
We need signatures, please sign and share #10
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Peace of mind be with us..Agnes



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Made Where?

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 a.m. While his coffee pot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA).


After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in.....AMERICA.....

Date: Friday, January 27, 2012, 11:49 PM Subject: Good Morning.!! Dear friends
 

Good Morning..!!  Dear friends
It's Weekend
...have a good time


I have a joke for you at the bottom page..
here is my news to note hope some will interest friends
http://www.care2.com/news/member/739004526?sort=submitted



here for who love to Click free to donate, sign petitions and want to share, forward to your friends
We need signatures, please sign and share #10
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Peace of mind be with us..Agnes


jokes
                        Jokes! Adam and Eve
jokes


                                    Adam and Eve
One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem."
"What's the problem, Adam?" God replies.
"Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Adam?" comes the reply from the heavens.
"Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovely food and all of the beautiful animals, but I am lonely.
"Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a 'woman' for you."
"What's a 'woman', Lord?"
"This 'woman' will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so intelligent that she can figure out what you want before you want it. She will be so sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make you happy. Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and earth. She will unquestioningly care for your every need and desire. She will be the perfect companion for you," replies the heavenly voice.
"Sounds great."
"She will be; but this is going to cost you, Adam."
"How much will this 'woman' cost me Lord?" Adam replies.
"She'll cost you your right arm, your right leg, an eye, an ear, and your left testicle."
Adam ponders this for some time, with a look of deep thought and concern on his face. Finally Adam says to God, "What can I get for a rib?"


                                         adam and eve


 


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Date: Tuesday, January 31, 2012, 1:52 AM Subject: Hi..!! Dear friends
 

Hi..!! Dear friends....have a happy week
take good care well


I have a joke share with you at the bottom page..
here is my news to note hope some will interest friends
http://www.care2.com/news/member/739004526?sort=submitted


here for who love to Click free to donate, sign petitions and want to share, forward to your friends
We need signatures, please sign and share #10


We need signatures, please sign and share #11


don't forget to check petitions update.. have add new everyday



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Thanks from the inside out


Peace of mind be with us..Agnes


        jokes
                       Jokes! Words of Wisdom


jokes


goofy guy




  • Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.


  • I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.


  • Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"


  • Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.


  • There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.


  • Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.


  • Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.


  • I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays.


  • My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.


  • I am having an out of money experience.


  • I plan on living forever. So far, so good.


  • Not afraid of heights-afraid of widths.


  • I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.


  • If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.


  • A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.


  • Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.


  • Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks


  • Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.


  • Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.


  • The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it.


  • The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.


  • The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.



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