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'ENGLISH JOKE' FOR MUM DAY?
May 12, 2012



The old geezer received this under the heading of "English Jokes".  With MUM Day being tomorrow, one wonders what this chap will give his mum...

Dame Edith is the sender, the very same who will be celebrating a birthday on 29th of this month.  One wonder what broom will be used to sweep into the gathering?  Or will it be a Hoover???

Am working feverishly to come up with something deliciously wicked to honour the big event...

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