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Oct 30, 2012

I'm (hopefully) doing NaNoWriMo this year, so decided to revive this blog to chart my progress. And because that's a pretty short post, here's one of the Lost Posts*. I thought it deserved another airing because it's one of the weirdest things I've ever blogged about.

Just when I thought the Daily Mail couldn’t get any weirder … Posted 22/06/09
I heard about this weird Victoria Beckham nipple surgery story

from Beki
. The whole idea is bizarre, to say the least, but this quote from a surgeon took that to whole new levels:
‘Until now celebrities didn’t expose their nipples so they were no “nipple role models”,’ explains Dr Riccardo Frati, a cosmetic surgeon for the Harley Medical Group.

Nipple role models! He really said that? Why on earth would anyone need such a thing? Are there people out there desperate for nipple related guidance? Will we see the emergence of nipple mentors for those whose nipples have gone astray?

I foresee self-help books and groups for the owners of rebellious nipples. Probably several documentary series presented by self-appointed nipple experts, and of course, lots of articles in such papers as the Daily Mail blaming the whole problem on a general lack of standards and the Labour government. Commenters to those articles would then suggest a return to national service to sort those naughty nipples out, and remind us that prior to the mid ’60’s no one had nipples anyway and it never did anyone any harm.
 
* There are posts missing from this blog, but they're safe on Facebook - long (and dull) story.

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