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Mar 21, 2013

Have you ever wondered what the difference is  between Grandmothers and Grandfathers?

 Well, here it  is:

There was this loving grandfather who always made a  special effort to
spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every  Saturday morning
he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a  drive in the car
for some quality time -- pancakes, ice cream, candy --  just him and
his granddaughter.

One particular  Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could
not get out of bed. He  knew that his granddaughter always looked
forward to their drives and  would be very disappointed. Luckily, his
wife came to the rescue and said  that she would take their
granddaughter for her weekly drive and  breakfast.

When they returned, the little girl  anxiously ran upstairs to see her
grandfather, who was still in bed.  "Well, did you enjoy your ride
with grandma?" he  asked.

Not really, PaPa: it was boring. We didn't see a  single asshole,
queer, lesbian, piece of crap, horse's ass,
socialist-left-wing-Zuma-lover, blind bastard, dipshit,
Muslim-camel-humper, or son-of-a-bitch anywhere we  went!"

We just drove around, and Grandma smiled at  everyone she saw.  I
really didn't have any  fun.

Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't  it?

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Posted: Thursday March 21, 2013, 3:53 am
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