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Aug 23, 2013

JOKE OF THE DAY 1:

Why God

Yvette request a hearing to God.

- My God, I think you are unfair to women.

- How so?

- Look, many of us suffer greatly during childbirth while men do not suffer. This is unfair.

- In fact, I think you're right. I change that. Now men will suffer as much as women in childbirth.

The following year, Yvette enters the pain. She is expecting a child. She suffered martyrdom while her husband saved from all suffering, read in the waiting room.

Yvette address to God. "Lord, you have forgotten your promise."

At that time, Albert, a friend of the couple, the husband of Yvette joined in the waiting room.

- Hi buddy. I wanted to go faster but I have terrible cramps in the lower abdomen for a few hours. It's simple, I cried. I rolled on the ground. This is hell. I'll introduce myself to the ER.

BLAGUE DU JOUR 1 : 

Pourquoi mon Dieu

Yvette demande une audience à Dieu. 

- Mon Dieu, je trouve que vous êtes injuste envers les femmes. 

- Comment ça? 

- Tenez, plusieurs d'entre nous souffrent énormément au moment de l'accouchement alors que les hommes ne souffrent pas. C'est injuste. 

- En effet, je crois que tu as raison. Je fais changer ça. Désormais, les hommes vont souffrir autant que les femmes au moment de l'accouchement. 

L'année suivante, Yvette entre dans les douleurs. Elle attend un enfant. Elle souffre le martyr tandis que son mari, éargné de toutes les souffrances, lit dans la salle d'attente. 

Yvette s'adresse au bon Dieu. «Seigneur, vous avez oublié votre promesse». 

À ce moment là, Albert, un ami du couple, rejoint le mari d'Yvette dans la salle d'attente. 

- Salut mon vieux. Je voulais venir plus vite mais j'ai des crampes éouvantables dans le bas du ventre depuis quelques heures. C'est bien simple, je pleurais. Je me roulais par terre. C'est l'enfer. Je vais me présenter à l'Urgence. 

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  Выбор туалетных столиков на сегодняшний день разнообразен. Особенно эффектно смотрятся трюмо в классическом стиле, декорированные золотом, завитушками и другим и элементами роскоши.

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  Подумайте, какой именно столик вам необходим, определитесь со стилем. Он может быть выполнен в стиле минимализма или в более роскошном варианте, с многочисленными полочками и ящичками для хранения ювелирных украшений, аксессуаров, парфюмерии косметики..

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Admit it, sharing your bed with someone is quite a special affair. It doesn’t matter whether you have been in a relationship for a long time or just entered into one, the fact that you are sharing a personal space with someone means you can’t be blasé about it. However, despite sharing mindboggling chemistry, couples often lose the plot when it comes to bedroom matters. And the reasons can be something as simple as not following certain etiquettes while being in bed. Think about it, how many times have your partner made you grit your teeth with his snoring or sleep talking? These are just some of the minor irritants. The trick lies in not letting these romance-busters impact your otherwise sexciting life. Negotiating cuddles Problem: Sure, spooning and cuddling after an amazing session in the bed is one of the many joys of coupledom. But that doesn’t mean you spoon for such a long time, you feel like the kitchen silverware. Most men (and some women), would like nothing but to go to sleep after sex. But what if your partner wants to do nothing but cuddle? Way out: Compromise. Before falling asleep, spend some time snuggling together, whisper a few sweet nothings and then agree to sleep apart after a while. Most of the time it happens naturally. At some point, you might have to be frank and say ‘I think I need some sleep now’. But sugarcoat it with a “love you”. Just so that s/he wouldn’t think you are an insensitive jerk. Snoring or fidgeting Problem: One partner might be a light sleeper who tosses just a bit. The other tosses and turns so much he/she almost pushes the partner out of bed. One person might be a light snorer; the other wakes up the entire neighbourhood. Result: restless sleep and cranky mornings. Way out: Don’t overreact. If you are a heavy snorer, gift yourself nasal strips/ decongestants/ a visit to the doctor. If you are the sufferer, buy ear plugs, or try to put on some light music. Subtly mention to your partner how disturbed you get by loud snoring, right in the beginning of the relationship, without sounding angry or irritated (even if you are!). And as for violent tossing and turning, the remedy is to simply get a bigger mattress. In both cases, just adopt a sense of humour and try to make light of the situation so that he/she gets the message but doesn’t feel you are being too fussy. Bed-time blues Problem: You are a morning person and love to hit the sack by 10 pm. But your sweetheart loves his/her late night movies and can’t get a wink of sleep until the clock strikes two. Way out: Designate a ‘lights out’ policy. Agree on say, 30 or 40 minutes of television or reading when you go to bed, but once the first person falls asleep, ideally, the other should call it a night too. Else, try reading a book with a personal lamp until you’re ready to doze off. If you are an early riser, don’t flood the room with lights when you arise. Use minimal lighting while your partner is sleeping. What’s the décor? Problem: You would rather keep your bedroom intimate, cosy and warm. However, there’s your partner who insists on having his/her entire family’s pictures on the walls. Way out: Absolutely non-negotiable. This is a space between two adults, where you need to feel intimate. There is no need to feel like you have your families watching your each and every move.

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