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  1. "I'll wait for you right here."
  2. "Sure, I remember your name..."
  3. "I usually don't drink this much..."
  4. "Honest, you can trust me..."
  5. "I'll pay you back tomorrow."
  6. "I never get hangovers!"
  7. "I'm not really drunk..."
  8. "Really, nothing happened..."
  9. "You buy this round, I'll buy the next."
10. "Honest, my old lady won't care..."
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Posted: Saturday November 17, 2007, 8:00 pm
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Tammy Walsh (10)
Friday November 30, 2007, 12:26 pm
Too funny!
Thanks for posting...heheheh

Kim Szabo (53)
Monday December 10, 2007, 3:50 pm
that's the top 10 lies anywhere especially at bike events

Past Member (0)
Sunday December 16, 2007, 5:05 am
lol thanks

Alisa B. (35)
Tuesday December 18, 2007, 7:15 pm
Jim, I believe that I've personally heard every one of these at least one time!!! Reality is.(not 4 everyone)

lori r. (13)
Sunday February 24, 2008, 11:57 pm
How about "hop on, I got a full gastank!" or "No, I ain't on parole..."

Past Member (0)
Friday March 7, 2008, 8:12 am
Biker all the way, you go Jim.

. (0)
Sunday June 15, 2008, 1:14 am
Amusing...some of it i heard...some not yet...#4 is top on the list...

Jo Starr (0)
Friday July 11, 2008, 7:23 pm
Really the most common one told during bike week could very well be... "I rode mine!" The thing going around in 98 I think was "I rode mine to trailer week." Interestingly I DID ride mine along with 2 other gals but my husband had to trailer his, I forget why....

Frolicking Depression (1)
Friday December 19, 2008, 7:57 am
honest, my old lady wont

Ang You (12)
Monday April 13, 2009, 6:27 pm
LMAO, I guess one day i will just ahve to go to Sturgis and find out.

Suzan F. (141)
Tuesday January 21, 2014, 11:53 pm
Heard 'em all, & they get funnier each time!


Jim Phillips
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