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Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted. And it's terminal....


Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


Number 8
Men have two emotions:

Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. If he's eating a second sandwich, guess which comes next!


Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks. (Caveat: Unless the computer breaks down)


Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky . Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile
when you shove them down the stairs. They always seem to bounce back.


Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.


Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.   It pays no attention to Criticism.


Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Sounds like Republican math to me.....


Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.  Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration - or have the heads checked of those in charge Immigration - perhaps they are a "tad" paranoid

"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers.

What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow."


 

Wine vs. water


 

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.


 

As Ben Franklin said:

"In wine there is wisdom,

in beer there is freedom, 

in water there is bacteria."


 

In a number of carefully controlled trials,

scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day,

at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than

1 kilo of  Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer

(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to

go through a purification process of boiling,

filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health.


 

Therefore,

it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

than to drink water and be full of shit.


 

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service.  Cliquez-moi!

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Meg A. (66)
Wednesday April 16, 2008, 6:04 am
Thanks for the laugh!

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