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Nov 5, 2005


Jim and Mary were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool,  Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end.   He sank like a stone to the bottom and stayed there.

Mary promptly jumped in to save him.  She swam to the bottom and pulled him 
out.   When t he medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell her the news, he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad
news.  The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to
jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses".

The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hanged himself in the bathroom
with the belt of his robe. I am so sorry, but he's dead".

Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry".
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Posted: Saturday November 5, 2005, 12:35 pm
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Karen Williams (163)
Monday November 7, 2005, 6:54 am
I LOVED your joke about the 2 people in the psychiatric hospital. LOL! You really have some good ones!
Blessings.....Karen Williams

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