Reader Ben E., nauseated by the media worship of the Obamessiah, has penned the The Obamessiah’s Prayer for his liberal flock. It goes so well with the Elegant Memories’ heaven-sent World Tour t-shirt entry! FYI, I’ll be on Fox and Friends this morning at around 7:15am to talk about the Obamedia.

The Obamessiah’s Prayer

In the name of Reverend Wright, Obama, and Bill Ayers we pray. Obama hear our prayers.

Our Obama, who art in Washington,
Hallowed by thy children.
Thy Presidency come,
Thy Legislation be done,
In Washington as it is in Chicago.
Give us this day our daily gas ration,
As we repent for our carbon addiction.
And lead us not into trepidation,
But deliver us from George Bush.
For thine is the Presidency, the Congress and the Supreme Court.
For eight to ten years.
Obamessiah.