A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter...]]> John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!" He was a natural motivator...]]> Just in case you need a laugh:Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one.  Reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in our jobs.After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a &qu...]]> It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn'...]]> A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day   discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes   the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."   Arching his eyebrows, the Italian...]]> "A Woman"              This is written in the Hebrew Talmud, the book              where all of the sayings and preaching of             ...]]> WHAT A GREAT IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Click on the web address and send a card to one who  is serving our country for your freedom......This was just sent to me. How AMAZING if we could get everyone we know to send one.If you go to the web s...]]> What would you do? You make the choice! Don't look for a punch line; There isn't one! Read it anyway. My question to all of you is: Would you have made the same choice?At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning disabled children...]]> ______If any of you have ever been to a military funeral in which taps were played; this brings out a new meaning of it. Here is something Every American should know. Until I read this, I didn't know, but I checked it out and it's true: We in ...]]> MY CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008 Here we are already discussing the future President of theUnited States in the Year 2008. Well, I have my own candidate; and I'm sure that once you know who I'm voting for, you will also agree. For those of y...]]>