1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tyre.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. No one is listening until you break wind.
5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
6. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.
11. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
13. If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people.
14. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side & a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
18. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
19. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Two years ago, i joined an online dating site...what a joke...a load of cash for not much of anything...plus, i found out that the women were getting the service for free...is that sexist or what?..but here is the profile i had posted...enjoy...peace
paganhippie98 "Lifted by the wind, my spirit soars...will you take my hand?"
Man, 42 years old Tabor City, North carolina, United states
Ethnicity:
Caucasian/White
Height:
5'9" (177 cm)
Body type:
Average
Hair color:
Dark Brown
Eye color:
Blue
Sign:
Cancer
Occupation:
Professional
Education:
Bachelor's Degree
Annual income:
Rather not say
Smokes:
Regularly
Drinks:
Never
NO PIC, NO REPLY...NO AUTOMATED REPLIES...take the time to write a note. Also, FILL OUT YOUR PROFILE...no pic, imcomplete profile=NO RESPONSE. Thank you.
ABOUT MYSELF Eclectic fellow who loves life. I hear the different drummer and follow his beat. I have been called a chameleon, I can affect wondrous changes with myself in a twinkling of an eye. I like dressing for comfort, but can put on a tux and exude class and distinction if necessary. I am a dedicated herbalist and healer. I love to teach people new things. I have written a lot of poetry and have been published and even won a few awards for them. I have a tribal tattoo and various body piercings (though I only wear an ear ring ring now, the other holes are still there). I am not your average bear, but I am fuzzy and warm. I like to make a nest and collect shiny things. A naked ape in the human zoo, sniffing the breeze, rolling in the grass. Rocks, bones, feathers, carvings....curiouser, curiouser....feeling the pulse of life....the cosmic dance. Dreamwalking...dancing bears and rainbows and soap bubbles. Love to face new challenges and experiencing new cultures and attitudes. Have travelled extensively around the US and still manage to take trips when I can. Love road trips to wherever whenever. My favorite place? The great mother Earth--I like the areas man hasn't spoiled, the most. Walk lightly. Dedicated to the simple life. Love being back on the farm here in NC. It's nice to be close to the earth--gardening, tending to the critters, coaxing nature to show her secrets. Coaxing her not to overgrow your yard. I was known to follow the Grateful Dead around back in the day. What a long, strange trip it's been. Hippie=Highly Intelligent Person Persuing Infinite Enlightment (just in case you were wondering about that). Peace and love are not impossible, When love shines over hate, peace will follow. Hugs have the most amazing effect on all sorts of boo-boos. Have you ever not appreciated a hug? My three favorite words to share are 'I love you.' Shy at first, I take a while to warm up but am really friendly once I become comfortable. I tend to trust too much. I like to be goofy, especially if it brightens your day. I can be serious but tend to be deep when I am. More fun than a barrel of monkeys, but you would love for your family to meet me. Chivalry is not dead, especially to a Southern gentleman. Every woman needs to be charmed and cherished. I believe in respect: of others, of myself and my body, and of the earth and our environment, and for each other. Tired of the mindless consumerism that is rife in America today. I am a human first of all---a man second. I believe that giving is the greatest gift I can ever receive. I believe in people doing random acts of kindness. There is good even in the worst. I enjoy reading, camping, trying new things. I love an intelligent conversation over a good cup of coffee. Would like someone who is very well-read. Learning and self-improvement are life's on-going chores, To be done each day with a willing heart. I am a non-conformist willing to make sacrifices for that special one. Never afraid to take a chance, but I like good odds. I really appreciate your time to read this tome. I like women who have taken time to write a decent profile, and I hope you have enjoyed this one. WHO I'M LOOKING FOR
My other half. Someone who is honest and trustworthy. A woman who knows the meaning of devotion and love. Tired of games that are meaningless. Someone who has a good idea of what they are about. Someone to cuddle with and to carry on an intelligent conversation. A person who reads meaningful books (not romance novels). Someone to reawake the poet in me, to be my muse. Someone to share life's fun and foibles. Someone to walk with in the moonlight and look for shooting stars. Someone to soar with. Someone to make me think. Someone to spend the day in bed with, lost in each other. Someone not afraid to be blown away. Someone who is as devoted to me as I am to them. Someone to laugh and cry with(though it tears my heart to see a woman cry). Someone to smile when they think of me. Someone to join me on this crazy trip they call life. Someone whose eyes I can get lost in and whose fragrance stirs me. Someone to make me strut like a rooster and purr like a kitten. Someone to share my hopes and dreams with. Someone to walk the path of life with, holding hands, growing together, supporting each other, giddy, in love. PDAs a must, I like to show my love to the world. Many years have passed and I keep thinking I've found you, only to find smoke slipping through my fingers. I am tired of feeble substitutes when I know you are there, I can feel you in my heart. My soul is calling for you, aching to find you. A new star will light the heavens when we finally touch.
If this intriques you or flips your switch, drop me a line.
Please do not write if you're looking for a sugar daddy, a booty call, or trying to scam money, serious responses only. If you're from Eastern Europe or Asia, write only if you have the funds to relocate. Find me at *yaahhhooo! as pagan 420 prince---is where I'm at, drop me a line.
No ex- or current needle users, no pill-heads, no meth-heads, no trailer park folks.
Ladies, please fill out your profile and descriptions about yourself and what you're looking for. This is weird enough without flying blind. And ladies, we men have to pay a membership fee($49) per month for this service, it's not always ladies night for us.
Obesity kills (my father died from diabetes and I don't want to see anyone else be destroyed like that again). ***NO PIC, NO REPLY.*** I know all about glamor shots and don't trust them, I want to know what you really look like. Petite means slim, not short and pudgy. Be honest about your body size. Please look up the definition of pagan, also, and no, I don't want to be converted.