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Mar 16, 2007

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing
  
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. 
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 
"He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.
  
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number. 
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.
  
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a
drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she
drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,
"By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.
  
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. 
She walks up to you and says,
"You are very rich, I want to marry you."
That's Brand Recognition.
  
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. 
That's Customer Feedback.
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Posted: Mar 16, 2007 4:59am
Oct 6, 2006

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage! WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....



1. Men are like ...Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like ..
Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ......
Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ......
Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are ! like ......
Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...
Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ...
Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like .......
Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ......
Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .
Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like .
Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........
Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like .
Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Now share this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!





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