Pass this to your friends xstephen I do not know if I would ever try any of these ...but #5 would definately cure one from hitting the snooze ever again, Have an Amazing Week! Hugs and Love Heather > > Amazing home remedies: > > 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a >cup of boiling water down your throat and, presto, the blockage will be >removed. > > 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by > getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. > > 3. Avoid arguments with your wife about lifting the toilet > seat by simply using the sink. > > 4. For high-blood-pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself > and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your >veins. Remember to use a timer. > > 5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you >from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. > > 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then >you'll be afraid to cough. > > 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will >forget all about the toothache. > > 8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really >are. You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and >should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. > > 9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. > > 10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom. > > Thoughts for the day: > > If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance. > > Be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you >might need them to empty your bedpan.
please read and pass to your friends x x stephen A very worth reading story.
Making Pancakes
Six -year-old Brandon decided one Saturday morning to fix his parents pancakes He found a big bowl and spoon, pulled a chair to the counter, opened the cupboard and pulled out the heavy flour canister, spilling it on the floor.
He scooped some of the flour into the bowl with his hands, mixed in most of a cup of milk and added some sugar, leaving a floury trail on the floor which by now had a few tracks left by his kitten.
Brandon was covered with flour and getting frustrated. He wanted this to be something very good for Mom and Dad, but it was getting very bad.
He didn't know what to do next, whether to put it all into the oven or on the stove and he didn't know how the stove worked!. Suddenly he saw his kitten licking from the bowl of mix and reached to push her away, knocking the egg carton to the floor. Frantically he tried to clean up this monumental mess but slipped on the eggs, getting his pajamas white and sticky.
And just then he saw Dad standing at the door. Big crocodile tears welled up in Brandon's eyes. All he'd wanted to do was something good, but he'd made a terrible mess. He was sure a scolding was coming, maybe even a spanking. But his father just watched him.
Then, walking through the mess, he picked up his crying son, hugged him and loved him, getting his own pajamas white and sticky in the process!
That's how God deals with us.. We try to do something good in life, but it turns into a mess. Our marriage gets all sticky or we insult a friend, or we can't stand our job, or our health goes sour.
Sometimes we just stand there in tears because we can't think of anything else to do. That's when God picks us up and loves us and forgives us, even though some of our mess gets all over Him.
But just because we might mess up, we can't stop trying to "make pancakes" for God or for others. Sooner or later we'll get it right, and then they'll be glad we tried...
I was thinking. and I wondered if I had any wounds needing to be healed, friendships that need rekindling or three words needing to be said, sometimes, "I love you" can heal & bless! Remind every one of your friends that you love them. Even if you think they don't love back, you would be amazed at what those three little words, a smile, and a reminder like this can do.
Just in case I haven't told you lately... I LOVE YA!!! Please pass some of this love on to others....suppose one morning you were called to God; do all your friends know you love them?
Send this to everyone you love, and send it back to the person who sent it to you.. And never stop "making pancakes."
For my friends!! Hope you all have a wonderful day!!Take care and god bless!! Hugsl Anne xx
This is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have received.
Hope it works for you - and me
Lotus Totus:
You have 6 minutes
There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This Lotus Totus has been sent to you for good luck. It has been sent around the world ten times so far.
Do not keep this message.
The Lotus Totus must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired.
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. ! When you say, "I love you," mean it.
FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first! sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.!
Now, here's the FUN part!
Send this to at least 5 people and your life will improve.
1-4 people: Your life will improve slightly.
5-9 people: Your life will improve to your liking.
9-14 people: You will have at least 5 surprises in the next 3 weeks
15 and above: Your life will improve drastically and everyt! hing you ever dreamed of will begin to take shape.
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
SENT TO ME BY MY FRIEND MORRISS AND I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE XXX STEPHEN
Your Love is Ur Heart,Your heart is Ur Spouse,Your spouse is Ur Future,Your future is Ur Destiny,Your destiny is Ur Ambition,Your ambition is Ur Aspiration,Your aspiration is Ur Motivation,Your motivation is Ur Belief,Your belief is Ur Peace,Your peace is Ur Target,Your target is Heaven,Heaven is no fun without FRIENDS.F- Few R- RelationsI – In E – Earth N – Never D- Die So Friend is most important in the Life. Be happy, make other to feel happyIt's "World Best Friends Week" send this to all ur good friends.
Thanks Blackcat I shall forward this to all whom I care about, then wait and see if anything happens
Love and hugs Heather
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.Thanks Jeeps That is what you are.(Now I will share.Hugs Blackcat
Have You Ever Loved Someone Like This
This is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have received.
Hope it works for you - and me
Lotus Totus:
You have 6 minutes
There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This Lotus Totus has been sent to you for good luck. It has been sent around the world ten times so far.
Do not keep this message.
The Lotus Totus must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired.
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. ! When you say, "I love you," mean it.
FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first! sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.!
Now, here's the FUN part!
Send this to at least 5 people and your life will improve.
1-4 people: Your life will improve slightly.
5-9 people: Your life will improve to your liking.
9-14 people: You will have at least 5 surprises in the next 3 weeks
15 and above: Your life will improve drastically and everyt! hing you ever dreamed of will begin to take shape.
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.