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Center for Disease Control (CDC) Warning
Mar 8, 2006
Focus: Health
Action Request: Other
Location: United States
Center for Disease Control (CDC) Warning

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new, virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Infection. The infection is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called GonorrheaLectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him."
Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years.

Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: Anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, and tendencies towards evangelical theocracy.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.
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